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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: n. jewelry made of magnets and sold as a panacea for arthritis. v. to wear magnets.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-16

DEFINITION: n. a person who asks for help, pretending they do not know how to do something, and insisting you 'show' them how, in order to get you to do it for them. v. to trick others into doing your work by playing dumb.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-16

DEFINITION: v. to receive flowers, candy, or any gift from a lover. n. the recipient of nice things.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-13

DEFINITION: v. never passing up an opportunity to lend a helping hand or do a good deed, knowing that when you are in need, some one might help you. n. helping hands and good deeds.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-12

DEFINITION: n. a person who eats some foods, every day, from each of the five basic food groups, (dairy, meats, grains, fruits, vegetables) to stay healthy. v. to eat healthy every day.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-10

DEFINITION: n. a mother-in-law who lives with her married daughter and her husband. v. to live with your mother-in-law.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-10

DEFINITION: n. A parent or pet owner who allows a destructive child or pet to run wild, maintaining a delusion that the hellion is really an angel who could never do wrong in the face of overwhelming physical evidence, especially in the face of neighborly intervention.
CREATED BY: moondragon - 2009-01-10

DEFINITION: n. A person who continuously talks about not being able to keep a New Year's resolution as if it were a surprising thing, despite the fact that they have never shown any resolve any other time of year. v. To talk about New Year's resolutions as if they have deep personal significance without taking any steps to carry them through.
CREATED BY: moondragon - 2009-01-10

DEFINITION: n. large corporations who locate the majority of their operations and manufacturing in countries where labor and materials are cheaper, safety and quality standards are not required, and the use of inferior materials is permitted. v. to base business operations in foreign countries for nefarious reasons.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-09

DEFINITION: n. printer cartridges that contain little ink, and print for a very short time, but sell for a huge price, v. overcharging for printer cartridges
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-09

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'My nose hairs are scary!'

DEFINITION: n. A tool which has been re-purposed and is now being used (perhaps unsafely) to perform a completely different function. v. To use a tool for a different purpose than for which it was originally designed.

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