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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: The deceitful portrayal on television of simple bacteria as being dangerously hostile creatures the size of gummy bears.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-01-21

DEFINITION: That strange blend of emotions which occurs when you turn the ignition switch and realize your battery is dead as a doornail, and yesterday you chose not to buy those jumper cables that were on sale.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-01-21

DEFINITION: The inclination to distribute hundeds of billions of dollars of other people's money as if were obtained from a children's board game.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-01-21

DEFINITION: To pretend to forget an embarrassing act or event. One who pretends to forget embarrassing moments or actions.
CREATED BY: Mustang - 2009-01-20

DEFINITION: n. a tract of land (a field) full of giant windmills, whirling in the wind, and producing electricity. v. to produce electricity by windmill.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-19

DEFINITION: n. Prepared foods that are rotten and/or spoiled, or contaminated with germs and viruses, or contain toxic chemicals and/or additives, that will make a person seriously ill, or kill them. v. to sell prepared foods that are so tainted, they will make a person seriously ill or kill them.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-19

DEFINITION: Someone who insists on being called by anything other than their real name and often that name has no connection to who they are, or their real name. "Please call me Larry", when his name is Harold or "Call me Sarge" when his occupation is Meter Reader, etc...
CREATED BY: mweinmann - 2009-01-16

DEFINITION: n. the very unpleasant and rude person who uses curse words and foul language on the internet. v. to type curse words and foul language on the internet.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-16

DEFINITION: n. the desire to be present. and part of a huge mass of people. who come to watch things like an inauguration, sports event, concert, or any other form of entertainment. v. to enjoy being part of a mass gathering of people seeking to be entertained.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-16

DEFINITION: n. one who wears a strong perfume or cologne and puts too much of it. v. to reek of perfume or cologne so strongly others get a headache and sick to their stomach from it.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-16

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'My nose hairs are scary!'

DEFINITION: n. A tool which has been re-purposed and is now being used (perhaps unsafely) to perform a completely different function. v. To use a tool for a different purpose than for which it was originally designed.

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