The create-a-word game
Verbinition
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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: v. to use your cell phone to keep grocery lists, find recipes, photograph what you cooked, look up the names of French cheeses and other ingredients, set timers for steak and soft-boiled eggs, and convert European or English measurements to American ones, and play the macarena to drive others crazy while you cook. n. to use you cell phone as a kitchen tool.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-21
DEFINITION: v. Losing a large sum of money because of a huge decrease in the stocks you own. n. huge losses when stocks lose most of their value.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-21
DEFINITION: n. secure, safe, FDIC insured savings accounts paying lower rates of return than high risk stock investments. v. to save in safer ways than in high risk ways.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-01-21
DEFINITION: The horror of being unable to get out of a bad social event because you didn't bring your own car or bought into that "economy" carribean cruise.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-01-21
DEFINITION: Jauntily tossing a frisbee to someone, only to have it spin out of control and strike someone, causing laceraions or worse.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-01-21
DEFINITION: The endearing yet irrational fear of wearing a cowboy hat in an urban environment.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-01-21
DEFINITION: The act of impatiently digging into a frozen dessert with a plastic spoon which snaps into shape, flinging a dollop of ice cream into the crowd like a little catapult.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-01-21
DEFINITION: The shock and awe which happens when you insist on doing someone a favor and end up costing them a large sum of money. (like scraping the frost from a freezer and puncturing the freon tubes, or adjusting the constantly running water in a toilet tank and dropping the lid ont the bowl, cracking it.)
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-01-21
DEFINITION: The occasional hostility encountered when you call a pizzeria and ask them to cut your large pie into NINE slices.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-01-21
DEFINITION: The strange look you get when you walk into a hardware store and ask if they sell "wheelbarrow seats".
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-01-21
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