The create-a-word game
Verbinition
Do you have a great idea for a Verbotomy definition?
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We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: To deny that you have stupidly injured yourself for fear of ridicule or punishment.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-05
DEFINITION: v. a tax payer who conveniently forgets income to avoid taxes on it. n. a taxpayer so slick, they convince the revenue department not to prosecute them for trying to cheat on their taxes!
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-03-05
DEFINITION: v. to love the book but hate the move, or vice versa. n. a movie that does not do justice to the book.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-03-05
DEFINITION: You'll have to re-word this one: Sometimes a judge or magistrate goes mad and assigns a punishment which is bizarre, insane, insappropriate and TOTALLY unrelated to the crime which has been committed.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-05
DEFINITION: The foolishly improper use of tools. To snap the tips off scissors by using them to remove a screw, To bend a knife by prying open a can, to hammer in a nail using a pair of pliers, etc.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-05
DEFINITION: The confused look you get when you go into a hardware store and ask if they have "wheelbarrow seats".
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-05
DEFINITION: v. to rapidly increase world knowledge by quickly sharing discoveries via satellite, internet, and phone systems. n. the limitless and ever expanding knowledge in the world.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-03-02
DEFINITION: The tendency to become entrenched permanently in a job for which one is absolutely unsuited. (the anti-personnel dept.)
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-02
DEFINITION: Someone who proudly flaunts a fashion or trend they've just "discovered"...which sadly died long ago.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-02
DEFINITION: The nagging suspicion that this will probably be the last address book you'll ever have to purchase.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-02-28
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