The create-a-word game
Verbinition
Do you have a great idea for a Verbotomy definition?
Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
If you want to share it with us (i.e., you give us permission to use it as we see fit according to our website terms and conditions ), just fill our this form and send it in...
We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: Someone who insists that they can see a defect or flaw so subtle, so marginally detectable as to border on invisibility.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-16
DEFINITION: Ultrasonic rodent repellers, deer avoidance whistles, anti-gravity plans, magnetic insoles, "run your car on water" kits and most "clinically-proved" hydrolizing nutrialux exfoliating wrinkle rejuvenators....
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-16
DEFINITION: To befriend the person everyone's always picking on, only to discover that person is a real #$@*hole, and really deserves the abuse.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-15
DEFINITION: The ability to see beauty in the rainbow hues of a toxic oil spill, or the remnants of a poster torn down long ago, or the subtle cracks in plaster in a cheapo coldwater flat.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-13
DEFINITION: v. To only purchase items that you have a coupon for, even if it is still not a bargain. n. Someone who is addicted to using coupons.
CREATED BY: mweinmann - 2009-03-13
DEFINITION: v. To always use emoticons, graphics, or other embellishments in your emails because the written word is never enough. n. A person who always has to embellish their emails with extra pictures, stationery or emoticons.
CREATED BY: mweinmann - 2009-03-13
DEFINITION: v. To only be able to do one thing at a time. n. A person who cannot multitask or they become too confused.
CREATED BY: mweinmann - 2009-03-13
DEFINITION: Asking a question for which there is no correct answer. A question which is designed to get the answerer in trouble (the red or the blue dress?)
CREATED BY: galwaywegian - 2009-03-13
DEFINITION: To wake up in the darkness in the dead of winter, and not know if it's the AM or the PM.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-13
DEFINITION: The bizarre array of sports drinks, detox nectars, exo-teas, vita-mango juices and hyper-caffeineated beverages in the convenience store. All i wanted was a YOO-HOO!
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-13
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