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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: an heirloom that is kept in the family despite being hideous and useless; the person who receives the heirloom, and is told not to dispose of it.
CREATED BY: yellowbird - 2009-03-18

DEFINITION: People who, after a snowfall, clear a TINY spot on the windshield and roar off into traffic- unable to see, yet supremely confident in their driving abilities.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-18

DEFINITION: Ocasionally, you'll see a vehicle with plastic taped over a broken window,a feder covered completely with duct tape, and the antenna replaced with a coathanger.What would you call THEM?
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-18

DEFINITION: To get a new job or move to a new apartment, and then find yourself driving automatically to the old one.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-18

DEFINITION: Someone who is exceedingly obnoxious and/or mean when encountered in a group of people, but perfectly normal and nice when encountered alone.
CREATED BY: lucyof2009 - 2009-03-18

DEFINITION: A fictictous or legendary festival set in the future and attended by verbotomists, artists, expatriates, therapists and recently released political prisoners.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-17

DEFINITION: Noun: The discovery that "green" alternatives, guaranteed to last until one's old age, last a shorter time than the originals (for example: light bulbs) Verb: To discover that "green" alternatives are not quite there yet...
CREATED BY: readerwriter - 2009-03-16

DEFINITION: N: Word that is so hard you are unable to speak clearly at the end of the day V: To work so hard you are unable to speak clearly at the end of the day
CREATED BY: readerwriter - 2009-03-16

DEFINITION: To receive a voice mail or answering machine message which sounds frightfully urgent and important, but is hopelessly garbled.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-16

DEFINITION: The sublime searing agony which occurs when you slam your little toe into a chair leg at maximum velocity in the dark of night.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-16

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'I thought you'd want a head on a platter'

DEFINITION: n. A punishment which does not fit crime. v. To assign a punishment which is bizarrely inappropriate, and seems totally unrelated to the crime which has been committed.

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