The create-a-word game
Verbinition
Do you have a great idea for a Verbotomy definition?
Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: Those inconsiderate cretins who park in their driveway but leave the rear of the vehicle blocking the sidewalk, so you have to detour into the slush just to get around them.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-28
DEFINITION: The rampant fear of lawsuits which has led to the stupid application of WARNING labels on everything we purchase.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-28
DEFINITION: The creative, yet blatantly illegal use of plastic milk crates, and the latent fear of prosecution associated with this alleged crime.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-28
DEFINITION: Idiotic inventions like Spring-Loaded Faucets and Chinese Apple-Peeling Machines or Ultrasonic Plug-In Rodent Repellers.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-28
DEFINITION: You drive someone to the store. They run in for "just a second" and leave the passenger door open, so you can't park or drive away. What the #!%$*&@do you call THAT?
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-03-28
DEFINITION: Took out of*...hey guys we need an edit on this section please...I'll get it right soon...LOL :) Correction> (when the round door knob is a few inches below the ashtray.)
CREATED BY: abrakadeborah - 2009-03-28
DEFINITION: People that walk onboard an aircraft and straight out the adjacent door, past the Flight Attendants into a galley food service truck and stand there puzzled...then realize that's not part of the airplane.
CREATED BY: abrakadeborah - 2009-03-28
DEFINITION: The act of pulling on a square metal ashtray some brilliant Engineer designed to install into outside the lav door of an airplane (marked ashtray) and asking the Flight Attendant,"how to open the lav door"...when the round door knob is a few of inches below the ashtray.
CREATED BY: abrakadeborah - 2009-03-28
DEFINITION: v. to do something, only to wonder if you should have done it. n. second thoughts, second guesses after it is too late because you already did it!
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-03-26
DEFINITION: v. to stand as firmly, big, and strong as a mountain, or a mighty giant redwood tree, no matter what challenges try to erode your existence. n. a person who keeps their feet firmly on the ground and their head and shoulders in the clouds, despite what goes on in between!
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-03-23
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