The create-a-word game
Verbinition
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Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
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We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: The amazing, almost baffling ability to tell if someone is intoxicated from across a crowded room, or even without smelling them on the telephone...I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE!
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-04-06
DEFINITION: That harebrained friend who has a "cure" for every affliction..." to relieve the pain, duplicate the ORIGINAL injury- only HARDER and FASTER!"....it works for me!
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-04-06
DEFINITION: To wait in an emergency room so long, your symptoms disappear, and you have a difficult time remembering exactly WHY you came in....
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-04-06
DEFINITION: What would you call those poor misguided souls who "adopt" cute WILD animals and then get gored by fawns who have grown antlers, racoons who will rip your flesh, and monkeys who...well, you get the picture.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-04-06
DEFINITION: To yell at someone for using a dollar-store laser pointer and causing serious eye damage, when they are in fact quite harmless, and our hospital wards are NOT filled with thousands of laser-blinded children.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-04-06
DEFINITION: The act of pretending to be someone else on the internet so that people believe, they are body builders with a yacht and mansion and exotic cars...When in real life they are unemployed,grossly overweight and living in a mobil home with their Mother at age 40 and driving a beat up vehicle.
CREATED BY: abrakadeborah - 2009-04-04
DEFINITION: Something that can be painted on, thrown on the ground, hit with a hamer, stomped on by a horse, held in front of light, be soaked in lemon juice, tan in the sun, eat a hamburger, be drawn on, is the color of what ever it's on and has a sailors cap. But this object can't, get soaked in WATER, be licked on by a French girl, looked at by a hen, be covered with wax, speck, be thrown over the moon, be heated more then 100 degress F, and be hugged by a lion.
CREATED BY: amylynn242 - 2009-04-03
DEFINITION: DEFINITION: n. An object that lets you read someones mind. v. To read someones mind with a chip that is implanted in your brain.
CREATED BY: amylynn242 - 2009-04-03
DEFINITION: Noun: People who create a world of gnomes, elves, swans, bridges, deer, little Dutch girls, rocks, rabbits, toadstools galore, bears, fox, totem poles on their front lawns. Usually the houses on either side are for sale.
CREATED BY: readerwriter - 2009-04-03
DEFINITION: Noun: those who keep memorablia of an event or person in a pocket, purse, box and talk to it as if it were the real person Verb: to talk to memorabilia as if it were a real person
CREATED BY: readerwriter - 2009-04-03
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