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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: Did you ever leave a classroom to use the facilities, and when you return, you realize you've missed some CRUCIAL bit of information which makes all classwork total GIBBERISH and you'll never be able to catch up, so you just want to drop the class?
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-04-07

DEFINITION: I saw this a lot in Florida: People driving out of the parking lot with a bag of groceries on the car roof.
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-04-07

DEFINITION: To laugh so hard that food is propelled out through the nose?
CREATED BY: metrohumanx - 2009-04-07

DEFINITION: Noun: people who go camping to get away from civilization and set up living situations just like home Verb: to set up camp with all the creature comforts of home
CREATED BY: readerwriter - 2009-04-07

DEFINITION: The feeling you get when drive through a fast food restaurant and greet them while being joyful, kind and smile...while the worker there just stares at you with a scowl on their face and doesn't say a word as they hand you your food,then they slam the drive through window shut!
CREATED BY: abrakadeborah - 2009-04-07

DEFINITION: v. to have outcrops of unwanted, unplanted, unplanned weeds in your lawn and flower beds every spring. n. those mysterious weeds that grow every spring without being planted/planned.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-04-06

DEFINITION: v. trying to think of something to give as a gift that will not only be special, but have special meaning and be used often. n. a thoughtful, easily used, and often used, gift.
CREATED BY: silveryaspen - 2009-04-06

DEFINITION: v. To have a customer yell at a cashier for doing something that is clearly part of their job. n. A customer who gets upset at you for (eg) checking a signature on the back of your credit card.
CREATED BY: Biscotti - 2009-04-06

DEFINITION: The look on a person's face when they are informed...that another co-worker told their supervisor they did the project, that you worked on alone for days and days.
CREATED BY: abrakadeborah - 2009-04-06

DEFINITION: The act of only texting or sending an IM or e-mail to a person as a way to communicate, instead of calling them on the phone when they live only five miles away.
CREATED BY: abrakadeborah - 2009-04-06

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'I thought you'd want a head on a platter'

DEFINITION: n. A punishment which does not fit crime. v. To assign a punishment which is bizarrely inappropriate, and seems totally unrelated to the crime which has been committed.

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