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Verbinition
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DEFINITION: v., To speak in an inspirational but perhaps incomprehensible manner by stringing together a series of grunts and clichés. n., An inarticulate TV or radio, post-game interview, typically given by a panting, toothless, sweating, verbally-challenged, and hugely overpaid, athletic superstar.
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: n. A person that has an unhealthy obsession for tentacles. v. To have an unnatural fetish for anything with tentacles.
CREATED BY: RightOnTheWin - 2010-09-20
DEFINITION: To wildly play an instrument that you have no knowledge of.
CREATED BY: FreakyDeak - 2010-09-10
DEFINITION: Verb. To feel worthless at all times, even when you know you're really good at something, or the best at something. Noun. An unearned feeling of worthlessness.
CREATED BY: Moonstar - 2010-07-02
DEFINITION: Verb. To stare off into the distance for long spaces of time. Noun. A person or animal that often "spaces out" and becomes detached from reality for several moments.
CREATED BY: Moonstar - 2010-07-01
DEFINITION: Taking the things one wishes to posses from a friend's house, one by one, by borrowing them.
CREATED BY: kulekrizpy - 2010-06-25
DEFINITION: n. the utensils a person uses to eat a meal to avoid washing the dishes. v. to eat a meal with the available utensils to avoid washing the dishes
CREATED BY: lplybon - 2010-06-02
DEFINITION: n. when you have a craving for some type of food but you don't know what you want. v. to crave food but not knowing what kind.
CREATED BY: DragonRider428 - 2010-05-26
DEFINITION: adj. A color that is a mix of red and yellow. n. A fruit that's highly used to make juice.
CREATED BY: Lazberg - 2010-05-25
DEFINITION: n. a devastating neurosis characterized by an uncontrollable compulsion to (1) stay up till midnight (Eastern Standard Time) just so that you can (2) log onto VERBOTOMY.com and (3) check out what the new dopey definition is. (Kinda like this one, you know, the one suggested here...)
CREATED BY: XMbIPb - 2010-05-21
DEFINITION: n. - state of confusion when one observes that a licked self-adhesive stamp fails to stick to the envelope.
CREATED BY: XMbIPb - 2010-05-15
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