The create-a-word game
Verbinition
Do you have a great idea for a Verbotomy definition?
Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
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We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: The feeling of self-loathing that results from having to be verbally sympathetic to several different warring office factions.
CREATED BY: suzanne - 2007-05-24
DEFINITION: To pretend to be enthusiastic about something everyone else is really looking forward to but that you secretly couldn't care less about.
CREATED BY: suzanne - 2007-05-24
DEFINITION: To constantly be mistaken for being another nationality and to have to absorb the racial abuse levied at them.
CREATED BY: suzanne - 2007-05-24
DEFINITION: The belief that when the lights are red, you can turn them green by doing something complex and dangerous in your car that you would have to immediately abandon once traffic begins to move.
CREATED BY: suzanne - 2007-05-24
DEFINITION: To be forcefed to the point of pain by someone's hospitality, who will fiercely attack you and accuse you of anorexia if you don't have that last buffalo and honey mousse.
CREATED BY: suzanne - 2007-05-24
DEFINITION: A person who is obviously very bitchy but thinks shes passing it off as good humour, a la Joan Collins.
CREATED BY: suzanne - 2007-05-24
VERBOTOMY: I meant it as a compliment.
DEFINITION: The effort of trying to pick out something vaguely remarkable to say to yet another proud mom who brings yet another identikit baby clone into the office for all to wonder at.
CREATED BY: suzanne - 2007-05-24
DEFINITION: That uncomfortable feeling when a couple tell you are welcome and beg you to stay but their behaviour lets you know you arevery much in the way.
CREATED BY: suzanne - 2007-05-24
VERBOTOMY: Please stay and chat with us.
DEFINITION: The expression of surprise you must fake when someone confides in you a secret that not only do you, but everyone else, already knows about.
CREATED BY: Osomatic - 2007-05-22
DEFINITION: n. The bits of food that get stuck between your teeth, and remain even after you brush.
CREATED BY: Scattercat - 2007-05-21
VERBOTOMY: How did you know what I had for lunch?
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