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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: The awkward period that starts when you first look at a child's drawing and ends when the child finally reveals what it is, exactly, the he or she has drawn. Can also encompass some of the subsequent moments when you try to see what it is that the child says he has drawn, but still can't see it.
CREATED BY: shutz - 2007-06-03

DEFINITION: The act of staring at someone while attempting not to be seen staring when that someone has some sort of gross deformity or very visible skin condition.
CREATED BY: shutz - 2007-06-01

DEFINITION: A hairpiece, partial wig or hair extension that is unnoticeable from one angle, but completely obvious from another.
CREATED BY: shutz - 2007-06-01

DEFINITION: The emotional reaction one gets when one finds that the great new big-screen, high-definition TV one has just bought will never fit in one's living room, however one rearranges the room's layout and furniture.
CREATED BY: shutz - 2007-06-01

DEFINITION: A mechanical or electronic gadget or knicknack that you bought because it looked really cool, but you now find you can't figure out what it's for or what it does.
CREATED BY: shutz - 2007-06-01
VERBOTOMY: Wow! That's cool looking technology.

DEFINITION: The sense of loss and anger experienced upon realizing that one's lover is leaving, or has been cheating.
CREATED BY: Clayton - 2007-05-31
VERBOTOMY: Honey! Who's this?

DEFINITION: not being able to show people pictures of yourself until they have been photoshopped to perfection
CREATED BY: Lucyof2009 - 2007-05-29
VERBOTOMY: This is the real me.

DEFINITION: v. Immediately knowing you are going to repeatedly succumb to the very mistake you have just made.
CREATED BY: jadenguy - 2007-05-24
VERBOTOMY: I guess I'll just have one more...

DEFINITION: The frustration you feel when your "Temporary House Guest" won't move out of YOUR home!
CREATED BY: guesser - 2007-05-24

DEFINITION: the irritation felt when you are texting friends at work but people keep interrupting to ask you questions and you have to keep throwing your phone in the rubbish bin,.
CREATED BY: suzanne - 2007-05-24

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'Why can't I get my allowance in cash?'

DEFINITION: v. To exclusively use credit cards, debit cards and/or electronic banking in order to avoid using, or even touching, old fashioned cash. n. A person who never pays for anything using real money.

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