The create-a-word game
Verbinition
Do you have a great idea for a Verbotomy definition?
Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
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We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: To strut around in a delusional fog like you are the best thing since sliced bread, but in reality everyone finds you very unattractive and annoying.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-09
DEFINITION: To continually reassure someone over and over that you are not mad, but really you could rip your eyes out (and theirs).
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-09
DEFINITION: To casually engage in idle chit chat in the washroom at work with colleagues of all levels but once outside the confines of the washroom you never talk to them again.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-08
VERBOTOMY: Please do not talk to me at the office.
DEFINITION: To obsessively document detailed weather conditions on your calendar in case your relatives who live across the country happen to ask you about it.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-08
DEFINITION: The challenging situation of having to think up something witty to write on the swag of office birthday cards doing the rounds for people you don't like or have never even met.
CREATED BY: petaj - 2007-06-08
DEFINITION: The odd sense of security you feel when you unnecessarily print hard copies of documents that you already have in soft copy.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07
DEFINITION: To chat with someone from work outside of the office and act like you're best friends, but once you get back to the office you completely ignore each other.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07
VERBOTOMY: Please do not talk to me at the office.
DEFINITION: The act of carrying pieces of paper or a file folder to conceal the fact that you've spent the whole afternoon strolling around from cubicle to cubicle socializing.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07
VERBOTOMY: Why do you always carry that file folder around the office?
DEFINITION: The fear you get just after you sent your food back to the waiter because it wasn't cooked to your liking and you pray that they didn't spit on your meal or drop it on the floor.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07
DEFINITION: To call someone "buddy" instead of calling them by their birth name.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-07
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