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Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: To join a line up of people just because there is a line and you have no idea what the line up is for.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-12
VERBOTOMY: Start here...

DEFINITION: The sudden inability to walk just because you are on an escalator or moving sidewalk.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-12

DEFINITION: The conscious act of whispering when discussing a sensitive topic or expressing an unpopular opinion in mixed company.
CREATED BY: Clayton - 2007-06-12

DEFINITION: The obstinate belief that you are not mistaken, when everyone around you insists that you are.
CREATED BY: Clayton - 2007-06-12

DEFINITION: The urgent straining or utter inability to open a container, such as a jar of pickles.
CREATED BY: Clayton - 2007-06-12

DEFINITION: The false sense of security when you move your wrist watch 5 minutes ahead so you won't be late for work anymore.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-11

DEFINITION: The term used to describe when your left foot is bigger than your right foot.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-11

DEFINITION: A version of sucking up to the boss by changing your appearance by imitating their hairstyle (haircut) and/or their office attire.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-11
VERBOTOMY: Jennifer! I like your new hairstyle.

DEFINITION: The act of not flushing the toilet after using it.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-11

DEFINITION: The sudden, sinking realization that you've just taken a rather messy poo, and someone else has already used up all of the toilet paper.
CREATED BY: dr4win9f00l - 2007-06-10

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'Why can't I get my allowance in cash?'

DEFINITION: v. To exclusively use credit cards, debit cards and/or electronic banking in order to avoid using, or even touching, old fashioned cash. n. A person who never pays for anything using real money.

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