The create-a-word game
Verbinition
Do you have a great idea for a Verbotomy definition?
Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
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We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: The fear that your dentist will mistakenly drop their dental instruments down your throat.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-14
VERBOTOMY: Open wide. I lost my drill...
DEFINITION: When an item you want to buy happens to scan in at a much lower price and you purposely don't say anything to the sales clerk to correct it.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-14
VERBOTOMY: Bar code of ethics
DEFINITION: When your boss holds a staff meeting and berates all staff about a problem or issue that everyone knows one person is specifically guilty of, but your boss is too spineless to approach that person one on one.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-14
VERBOTOMY: What backbone?
DEFINITION: When the old folks still believe that the old contraptions of yesteryear are superior to present day modern technology.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-13
DEFINITION: To fake a terrible illness over the phone as you explain to your boss how sick you are.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-13
DEFINITION: To tell all of your personal problems to your boss and/or co-workers down to the last pathetic detail in hopes to gain sympathy from them and in turn they cut you a bit of slack.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-13
DEFINITION: To compulsively smell food prior to eating it to make sure that it isn't rotten.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-12
DEFINITION: Chit chat in an elevator that immediately stops when you hit the main floor
CREATED BY: Jabberwocky - 2007-06-12
DEFINITION: The fear of eating the last cookie, or pickle or whatever.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-12
DEFINITION: The frustration felt when as you sharpen your pencil and the lead keeps breaking off in the sharpener until you're left with a tiny stub of wood.
CREATED BY: remistram - 2007-06-12
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