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Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: n. one who enjoys the after taste of their last meal when burping.
CREATED BY: venice - 2008-04-09
DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch or the passing of gas even though it is patently obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who inflicts such behavior on those around him.
CREATED BY: doseydotes - 2008-04-09
DEFINITION: Verb: To have such a love of one's job/employer that any mention of a competitor gets a rather snippy response about the competetor or about how much better your own employer is. Noun: The person who has such a great sense of corporate spiritualism that any mention of a competetor recieves a snide remark of the competetor or a praise of one's own employer.
CREATED BY: Biscotti - 2008-04-08
DEFINITION: n. Someone who, upon seeing that a coworker is busy or on the telephone, hovers nearby until said coworker abandons all other activity to focus on this person's presence. v. To coerce an otherwise-occupied coworker to give you his or her full attention through intimidation and/or social discomfort.
CREATED BY: shoeshineboy - 2008-04-08
DEFINITION: An extremely moody boss, happy one day, mad the next, happy, mad, happy, mad....
CREATED BY: remistram - 2008-04-02
DEFINITION: Insane society rules that may cause people to develop corns/bunyans on their feet from high heels or dress shoes, calluses or lesions on their ribs from underwire bras, angry red rings around their necks from getting their tie caught in the bus door, etc., all for the sake of fashion. --I don't mean to insult any tie-wearers/stuff-the-toes-into-a-tight-triangle wearers out there, I just always found it odd that we continue to conform to painful "rules" that may, later in life, lead to unnecessary surgical procedures (I've got a girlfriend in need of bunyan surgery and knew a guy who got his tie caught in a really powerful paper shredder).
CREATED BY: purpleartichokes - 2008-03-31
DEFINITION: n. A person who insists on driving the speed limit in the left, or passing (US), lane of a limited access highway, apparently oblivious to the much faster average speed of traffic around him or her; or, the mistaken perception that slower speeds necessarily equate to safer traffic conditions.
CREATED BY: stache - 2008-03-28
DEFINITION: v.To wash and re-use disposable paper, plastic and styrofoam utensils to excess. n. obsessive inability to throw away any disposable item.
CREATED BY: stache - 2008-03-25
DEFINITION: v. To call another on the telephone, and after hearing the greeting of the person called, to lead off with, "Who's this?" n. A person with atrocious telephone manners.
CREATED BY: stache - 2008-03-25
DEFINITION: V. In amateur auto mechanics, the necessary act of loosening or tightening a nut one-sixty-fourth of a turn at a time because of the lack of wrench space. n. the automotive engineering practice of leaving barely sufficient space to perform foreseeable necessary repairs and maintenance.
CREATED BY: stache - 2008-03-25
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