The create-a-word game
Verbinition
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We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: to systematically sniff clothes after taking them off to see if you can get one more wear out of it.
CREATED BY: erasmus - 2007-02-15
VERBOTOMY: Eewhh! I should have done a visual inspection first.
DEFINITION: Definition: The name for a group of runners that moves as a single entity, ignoring traffic signals and pedestrians alike.
CREATED BY: Jabberwocky - 2007-02-14
VERBOTOMY: Wait! Can't you guys read? That's a stop sign!
DEFINITION: That sinking feeling you get when you realize that spring is just a month away and you have yet to lose an ounce of the weight you put on over the holidays.
CREATED BY: purpleartichokes - 2007-02-14
VERBOTOMY: Yikes! It's spring and this stupid scale is still wrong.
DEFINITION: the ability of a colleague to completely forget you asked them to do several tasks last week none of which they have achieved. It is also met with an "oh did you?" "thats a shame" and never an apology.
CREATED BY: erasmus - 2007-02-13
VERBOTOMY: I'm surprised that no one else has picked up the ball.
DEFINITION: The experience of entering a crowded public place such as a bar or restaurant, only to find it deserted within minutes of your entrance.
CREATED BY: Alchemist - 2007-02-13
VERBOTOMY: This place was packed when I came In...
DEFINITION: to create a hum or smell that makes everyone give you at least an extra two feet of personal space.
CREATED BY: erasmus - 2007-02-13
VERBOTOMY: Omigod, why are you wearing that to a dance club?
DEFINITION: the phenomenon where coughing among an audience becomes epidemic.
CREATED BY: galwaywegian - 2007-02-09
VERBOTOMY: I coughed up $50 for these tickets and what do I get...
DEFINITION: The expression that appears on your face when you are trying very hard to remember something, but all you can think of are the words of that stupid song you heard on the radio.
CREATED BY: w5lf9s - 2007-02-09
VERBOTOMY: If I don't get this stupid song out of my head...
DEFINITION: To be so self-absorbed and cock-sure that you do not understand why none of your horrible pick-up lines do not work.
CREATED BY: allwise - 2007-02-09
VERBOTOMY: I may not have the body of a peacock...
DEFINITION: The situation where someone is wrong about something but it would be rude to correct them.
CREATED BY: Discoveria - 2007-02-08
VERBOTOMY: My new boyfriend so polite and so sophisticated...
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