The create-a-word game
Verbinition
Do you have a great idea for a Verbotomy definition?
Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
If you want to share it with us (i.e., you give us permission to use it as we see fit according to our website terms and conditions ), just fill our this form and send it in...
We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: The dissatisfied feeling you get when a song that you don't know the words to gets stuck in your head, and no matter how hard you try you can't remember them. Naturally, no one else ever knows the song lyrics either.
CREATED BY: ekath - 2007-02-22
VERBOTOMY: If I don't get this song out of my head...
DEFINITION: The feeling you get when you drop your bread butter side down
CREATED BY: paintergrl1313 - 2007-02-22
VERBOTOMY: The toast fell butter-side down.
DEFINITION: The point at which a sofa is entirely jammed in the stairwell of a house that even making computerized diagrams prove that it was impossible to get in that position and it will never ever come out. See Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency...
CREATED BY: erasmus - 2007-02-22
DEFINITION: a name for people who leave messages on the answer phone leaving out the most important information like their name or their number when asking you to call them back.
CREATED BY: erasmus - 2007-02-21
VERBOTOMY: Hey it's me. Give me a call.
DEFINITION: The act of obsessively emailing people at work even though they sit right next to you
CREATED BY: Antimus - 2007-02-21
VERBOTOMY: Did you get my email?
DEFINITION: persistently associating a word or phrase with a piece of music. For example, every time I read the word "verbotomy" I hear the Ramones "Lobotomy" in my head
CREATED BY: Alchemist - 2007-02-16
DEFINITION: The anger someone gets from failing to get technology working, and instead of just accepting they are inept at dealing with the said technology, they instead blame the unit.
CREATED BY: erasmus - 2007-02-16
VERBOTOMY: I'm sorry, but can you repeat that?
DEFINITION: The definition for a chronic slow talker who takes three minutes to explain what s/he wants. However, you got the message after the first ten seconds.
CREATED BY: Stevenson0 - 2007-02-15
VERBOTOMY: Why... do... you... keep... looking... at... your... watch?
DEFINITION: a definition for someone addicted to creating definitions for verbotomy.
CREATED BY: erasmus - 2007-02-15
DEFINITION: The noise a cat makes when coughing up a hairball. Most likely done at 3am in the hallway right near the door, far enough away that you cant hit the cat but close enough to wake you up.
CREATED BY: erasmus - 2007-02-15
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