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We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!


 

Proposed Definitions:

DEFINITION: The feeling of euphoria when you've finally quit your shitty, life sucking job.
CREATED BY: ohmytodd - 2007-04-26
VERBOTOMY: I quit! I'm free!

DEFINITION: Realizing that an innocent yoga move is, in fact, very sexual and perhaps similar to one of your tricks in the bedroom.
CREATED BY: playdohheart - 2007-04-26

DEFINITION: A situation that is or is similar to a drunk man riding a horse into a bank. (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=46457&in_page_id=2)
CREATED BY: playdohheart - 2007-04-26

DEFINITION: The natural high you get from just hanging out and having an awesome time with friends that make you laugh a lot.
CREATED BY: Lucyof2009 - 2007-04-26

DEFINITION: The ability to make people cower in fright or lose their confidence with just one look
CREATED BY: ohwtepph - 2007-04-25

DEFINITION: The act of flipping through the television channels endlessly awaiting for a new show that appeals to them within the next few minutes
CREATED BY: ziggy41 - 2007-04-25

DEFINITION: The act of finding something highly desirable in a shop but being unable to afford it, so then hiding it from view to ensure no-one else buys it before you.
CREATED BY: pinwheel - 2007-04-24
VERBOTOMY: I'll hide these Aligator Pumps with the Crocs

DEFINITION: The act of pushing a computer's reset button upon getting frustrated of waiting long enough for something to happen in the monitor.
CREATED BY: ohwtepph - 2007-04-24
VERBOTOMY: Quit clicking on me! F5!

DEFINITION: The feeling one gets when they know someone is staring at them from behind or standing behind them
CREATED BY: ziggy41 - 2007-04-12

DEFINITION: Words to describe embarassing pet behavior, such as crotch-sniffing, pooping in the neighbor's yard (in front of the neighbor), licking their privates, birds that curse, etc.
CREATED BY: purpleartichokes - 2007-04-10
VERBOTOMY: Help! Your dog is trying to kiss me!

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'Why can't I get my allowance in cash?'

DEFINITION: v. To exclusively use credit cards, debit cards and/or electronic banking in order to avoid using, or even touching, old fashioned cash. n. A person who never pays for anything using real money.

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