The create-a-word game
Verbinition
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Would you like to see it illustrated? And do you want to see a gaggle of words invented to match it?
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We will respond to all submissions and let you know if, and when, we can verbotomize your definition. Thanks!
Proposed Definitions:
DEFINITION: To champion a project in the face of apathy and hostility. (When Sysadmins Ruled the Earth)
CREATED BY: autophile - 2007-05-07
VERBOTOMY: Ahh! My hair! Don't let them see me like this!
DEFINITION: To repeatedly press an elevator button hoping that this will make the elevator come faster.
CREATED BY: autophile - 2007-05-07
VERBOTOMY: Excuse me, but that's my button (Originally suggested by Osomatic)
DEFINITION: To take an extreme amount of time to open a shrink-wrapped package "sealed for World War III" in an attempt to avoid sliced fingers.
CREATED BY: autophile - 2007-05-07
VERBOTOMY: Is this shrink wrapping a new security feature?
DEFINITION: An obvious attempt done by older people [usually older women] to create an illusion of youth by lying about their age.
CREATED BY: ohwtepph - 2007-05-07
VERBOTOMY: Of course I'm 21! And I have ID to prove it.
DEFINITION: The moment where your personal evolution reverts back to that of a monkey. ie-when trying to open a cd or dvd for the first time---the wrapping is so difficult!
CREATED BY: mana1066 - 2007-05-04
VERBOTOMY: Is this shrink wrapping a security feature?
DEFINITION: Someone who knows they must stop playing their video games because work needs to be done, but they are unable to compel themselves to stop.
CREATED BY: HubbMU - 2007-05-03
VERBOTOMY: Yeah, I do have a lot of online friends...
DEFINITION: The ability to make someone utterly unintelligent, useless and worthless (particularly at work); usually occurs in the workplace when a group is assigned to a task and one man does it all
CREATED BY: ohwtepph - 2007-05-03
VERBOTOMY: I meant it as a compliment
DEFINITION: A thought that someone was thinking until they become distracted and completely forget what they were thinking
CREATED BY: ziggy41 - 2007-05-02
DEFINITION: To seemingly listen to someone talk or watch something while actually discussing unrelated things with your alter-ego in your mind; the discussion topic usually involves how hot the person talking to you is or how big their mouths are.
CREATED BY: ohwtepph - 2007-04-29
DEFINITION: a brief, maybe quick moment in time, where a gracious act seems to have come from an otherworldly source
CREATED BY: ziggy41 - 2007-04-28
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