Verboticism: Lustomerservice

'So how are you adjusting to married life?'

DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.

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Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: lust-ah-mer-ser-viss

Sentence: he headed to the mall for some lustomerservice.

Etymology: lust, customer service

Points: 1052

Comments: Lustomerservice

Nosila - 2009-07-23: 19:27:00
Lust it...I mean love it!