Verboticism: Chairub

'Check your lipstick Madge'

DEFINITION: n. A person who habitually looks for love in the all the wrong places and wonders why it always turns out wrong. v. To look for love in the wrong places.

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Chairub

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Pronunciation: chair-ub

Sentence: Cupid's arrow had struck her, right through the heart. From now on there was only one serial killer for her and it was Ivan. His scarred shaven head and crazy eyes made her weak at the knees. She was his chairub and she fought hard to save him from the chair, despite the 11 witnesses who saw his axe wielding escapade. Her scented love letters were the last thing he would read, before his eyeballs boiled and exploded from the 2000 volt current that would pass through his oddly shaped head.

Etymology: 1.cherub - an angelic baby eg Cupid the Roman God of erotic love. 2. chair (electric) - a device used for capital punishment for the most heinous crimes.

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Comments: Chairub

readerwriter - 2009-02-11: 10:30:00
Clever! Also plays on RUB, meaning difficulty or dilemma..

silveryaspen - 2009-02-11: 11:41:00
Electtrifying! Shocking!

Nosila - 2009-02-14: 23:19:00
What a sentence! Too bad it couldn't have been commuted...where is that Governor when you need him?