Verboticism: Perfumigate

'Don't have time for a shower...'

DEFINITION: n. A person who wears way too much perfume or cologne. v. To reek of perfume or cologne so strongly that it literally makes other people sick.

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Created by: Nuwanda

Pronunciation: per-fume-i-gate

Sentence: I didn't have time to shower. I could mitigate the bed head with enough product--the wet look is in again, right?--but what to do about my gameyness? I decided to perfumigate, but didn't have any of my signature scents available. I ducked into a convenience store, grabbed the latest issue of Vogue and rubbed all the perfume samples all over my dirty jeans and shirt. On the upside, I got a whole section to myself in the movie theater!

Etymology: Perfume combined with fumigate

Points: 1259

Comments: Perfumigate

artr - 2009-01-23: 05:55:00
I hate it when someone steals my word before I thought of it. PERFECT! :-)

galwaywegian - 2009-01-23: 08:06:00
very good

Mustang - 2009-01-23: 17:13:00

Nosila - 2009-01-23: 23:35:00
A witigate no one could litigate!