Verboticism: Petbulldozer

'Do you think it's time that Elsie started sleeping on the floor?'

DEFINITION: v. To allow your pet to sleep in your bed even though it may squirrel into your pillows, hog all the sheets, and bulldoze you on to the floor. n. A pet which sleeps in its owner's bed.

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Petbulldozer

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: pet-bull-doh-zur

Sentence: Because he slept with several petbulldozers, Rob generally awoke to find himself on the floor, shivering, and chewing on someone else's cud.

Etymology: pit bull, pet, bulldoze, doze

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Comments: Petbulldozer

silveryaspen - 2008-03-13: 10:36:00
Quadterrific etymology! A four-bagger, grand slam, home run with this very witty creation!

OZZIEBOB - 2008-03-13: 22:00:00
Very creative!