Verboticism: Jockqua

'If you don't drink enough then your brain turns stupid'

DEFINITION: v. tr. To obsessively carry a water bottle always by one's side, regardless of how inconvenient, unnecessary, or impolite it may be. n. A person who constantly sips, sucks and gulps at a water bottle, fearing death by dehydration.

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Jockqua

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: jok-kwah

Sentence: After reading The Water Cure, Milton evolved into a jockqua, toting his trusty water bottle everywhere, believing it would some day cure him of his innate nerdiness and male pattern baldness.

Etymology: jockey, aqua

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Jabberwocky - 2008-02-21: 09:38:00
I hope he didn't carry it around in his jockqua strap

silveryaspen - 2008-02-21: 13:15:00
Oh you really jocked it to me! Sentence + verbot = uproarious laughter!

Tigger - 2008-02-21: 23:08:00
This word is a whole lot of fun to say! I want to go to a city park with lots of joggers and go 'jockqua' spotting. Really fun word, purpleartichokes!