Verboticism: Dorkcessorize

'Guess what I'm giving you for your birthday?'

DEFINITION: v. To wear special uniforms and carry around unusual props in order to stimulate social interaction. n. A person who compensates for their lack of personality and weak social skills by resorting to props and costumes.

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: dork-sess-or-ize

Sentence: Bob had dorkcessorized with his "Mustache Rides - 5 Cents" t-shirt, so he couldn't understand why three hours into the party, he had not yet found a date.

Etymology: dork, accessorize

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Comments: Dorkcessorize

silveryaspen - 2008-02-14: 07:56:00
sentence and verbot = double funny! Good one!

ErWenn - 2008-02-14: 10:11:00
After the party, when I was waiting for Bob to go home (so I could get some sleep), he told me what he thought the problem was. He said, and I quote, "Maybe 5 cents was too expensive?"

purpleartichokes - 2008-02-14: 13:43:00

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-14: 15:08:00
you have a great sense of humour purple

OZZIEBOB - 2008-02-14: 16:48:00
Great tale; nice word. Bob probably got dorkcessive genes!