Verboticism: Cramwich

'Are you prepping for the office lunch?'

DEFINITION: v. To pig out at your desk right before a business lunch, so you'll be satisfied with a salad and water at the restaurant, and create the impression that you're not a glutton. n., A secret snack taken to strengthen one's resolve not to eat too much while others are watching.

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Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: KRAM - wich

Sentence: Marla would eat a cramwich or two at her desk so often that her keyboard keys started to stick together with cramdrops.

Etymology: cram - to stuff in + sandwich - two slices of bread filled with meat, salads, condiments, etc.

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Comments: Cramwich

silveryaspen - 2008-01-15: 10:06:00
Which witches of the watercress sandwich lunch practiced cramwiching first? Funnypunny word!

Jabberwocky - 2008-01-15: 10:38:00
cramdrops keep falling on my head....

Tigger - 2008-01-15: 22:40:00
I guess that's how Marla keeps crammaging her keyboard... (those who sometimes eat at your computer — ever turn it over and shake all the cramdrops out? )

bananabender - 2008-01-16: 00:23:00
Nah, nothing came out. Looks like I'm gonna have to use the cramdropsickle again!