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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Breastowal

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: br east ow all

Sentence: Janice knew that Mike would love her breastowal, it was a guaranteed hit giving him a geek toy.

Etymology: from breast, as in heart felt and from the breast and bestowal.

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Nymphavor

Created by: havegate

Pronunciation: nymph favor

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Sensuoffer

Created by: ekath

Pronunciation: sen-sue-offer

Sentence: Thats a very nice sensuoffer he gave you. I hope you have an enjoyable evening.

Etymology: from sensual + offer

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Sexwrap

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.

Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.

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Gimmacy

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: gim/ma/cee

Sentence: The sociologist's paper was written about 'gimmacy', the need for humans to exchange gifts in order to attain intimacy.

Etymology: gimmick + intimacy

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COMMENTS:

great sentence and great word - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 10:55:00

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Trinkettoride

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: trin/ket/too/ride

Sentence: He's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride and he don't care ...what any one else got

Etymology: trinket + ticket to ride

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COMMENTS:

I was looking for a word to describe those wilted flowers. Thanks! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:28:00

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Nookynite

wordnerd

Created by: wordnerd

Pronunciation: noo-kee-nite

Sentence: Harry laughed at Sylvia's blush when she opened her nookynite gift.

Etymology: nooky-slang-sexual pleasure;enjoyment. nite-late evening;sundown

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COMMENTS:

Nice word... I think I will try giving nookynite to my sweetheart. You know, for valentines day... - wordmeister, 2007-02-15: 23:47:00

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Coytoy

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: coy/toy

Sentence: The wayward winker approached his paramour with some trepidation as he handed her his coytoy (a posh pink pot), in the hopes that she would play "tiddlies" with him after work.

Etymology: coy + toy

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Piecemaker

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: peece/may/ker

Sentence: A Valentine gift is a great piecemaker

Etymology: peace maker + piece (as in peice of ...)

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Presensual

Created by: iwasatripwire

Pronunciation: prez-en-tu-al

Sentence:

Etymology: present + sensual

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Domebauble

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: do-me-bob-el

Sentence: Dave hoped Jan would like his domebauble gift of crotchless panties.

Etymology: do me - (as in the matress mambo) + bauble (a trinket)

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Benequest

Created by: Mobelia

Pronunciation:

Sentence: When he benequested her with lingerie, his intentions became clear.

Etymology: Benefit: meaning added bonus, extras, favors, gravy, perk and Bequest: A gift or endowment

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COMMENTS:

wordnerd very cute - wordnerd, 2007-02-14: 13:04:00

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Bootybooty

Created by: NohWoman

Pronunciation: say it fast... bootybooty

Sentence: On their special day, John gave Dan a pair of hotpants. Now that's some bootybooty!

Etymology: "Booty" alone would work, too. Booty: ass, action, sexual activity or the body parts involved Booty: loot, treasure

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Lookforass

Created by: aj3131

Pronunciation: look for ass

Sentence: I love the lookforass you gave me!!!

Etymology: the dude is looking for some ass.....so i just kept it simple

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Orgizmo

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: orr giz mow

Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".

Etymology: orgasm, gizmo

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COMMENTS:

sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00

same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00

same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00

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Hovenir

Created by: alphabetapolothology

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The note attached to the hovenir he gave said "You wanna?".

Etymology: ho & souvenir

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Whayorewa

Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: whee-or-you-wha

Sentence: i can read minds, so i give always whayorewa.

Etymology: WHAt YOu REally WAnt

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Sexchange

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: seks-chaynj

Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.

Etymology: sex + exchange

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did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00

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Bangthang

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: bang + thaneg

Sentence: The package looked innocuous enough, who could possible guess the crochless panties were a bangthang for Cynthia.

Etymology: Bang + Thang

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Cocktale

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: cock-tale

Sentence: As he handed her the cocktale, she knew exactly what he had in mind.

Etymology: use your imagination.

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Sexpression

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: sex-preh-shun

Sentence: The see-through plumber's uniform that Jack gave to Rachel was a sexpression that she did not appreciate.

Etymology: sex + expression (of desire)

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Kisskringle

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: kiss-kring-gul

Sentence: slowly she turned to look at him with a come-hither grin and a saucy demeanor..it was then that he knew he'd done well with his kisskringle

Etymology: kris kringle [x-mas gift swapping], kiss

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Fornitoken

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

Pronunciation: fawr-ni-toh-kuhn

Sentence: Daisy got plenty of fornitokens from the guys in shipping.

Etymology: fornicate(to engage in sexual intercourse) + token(something serving to represent some fact, event, felling, etc.)

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Lustoken

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: LUS-tok-ehn

Sentence: Tad was a little shy about giving Leia edible underpants for Valentines day, but when she gleefully accepted his lustoken, he knew it was going to be a memorable evening

Etymology: lust + token

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Tryft

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: trift

Sentence: Thankyou for the tryft. I'll meet you at the usual place!

Etymology: tryst (assignation esp. for love affair) + gift (present)

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petaj It would be perfect if only I could see it in a font with those old-fashioned effs that look like esses. - petaj, 2007-02-14: 04:03:00

you're right petaj - very subtle and very clever - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 09:38:00

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Eroffering

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/

Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.

Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing

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so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00

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Shagseducers

Created by: kbones

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Boffering

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring

Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."

Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering

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You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00

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Floozener

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: floo-zen-ner

Sentence: He gave her a little floozener but it didn't work out as expected. She just slapped him.

Etymology: floozy + loosener

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Flirtribution

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: flur-tri-bew-shun

Sentence: From her horrified reaction Mark guessed that the pack of condoms was not the flirtribution Jenny was hoping for.

Etymology: flirt+contribution

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Intimatoken

bailandi

Created by: bailandi

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I knew it was serious when I recieved his intimatoken work.

Etymology: Combination of intimacy and token.

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Sexbait

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: seks-beit

Sentence: It was valentines so Sherman bought a whole bunch of red roses and gave them to all the ladies at the office as sexbait. This year he was determined to get some!

Etymology: sex + bait (how specific do you want it?)

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Sexent

Created by: BMott

Pronunciation: sex - unt

Sentence: Tony gave Amber a sexant at the office which made her blush from her toes to her nose!

Etymology: Sex - procreation or sheer fun ent - from present

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Quickitch

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: quik.itsch

Sentence: "Don't open it now", he smiled, "wait until tonight - I'll make a fire, we'll open a bottle of wine, and ..." - "Is it a quickitch?" she asked.

Etymology: quickie + to itch for

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Phallentine

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne

Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.

Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.

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Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00

it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00

OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00

Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00

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Horninater

Created by: bettyann9

Pronunciation: horn-in-a-tor

Sentence: Holy smokes that 10 inch dildo Jeff got me was a true horninator!

Etymology: Horny + inator=generic term for making something happen

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