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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Quickitch

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: quik.itsch

Sentence: "Don't open it now", he smiled, "wait until tonight - I'll make a fire, we'll open a bottle of wine, and ..." - "Is it a quickitch?" she asked.

Etymology: quickie + to itch for

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Sexbait

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: seks-beit

Sentence: It was valentines so Sherman bought a whole bunch of red roses and gave them to all the ladies at the office as sexbait. This year he was determined to get some!

Etymology: sex + bait (how specific do you want it?)

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Flirtribution

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: flur-tri-bew-shun

Sentence: From her horrified reaction Mark guessed that the pack of condoms was not the flirtribution Jenny was hoping for.

Etymology: flirt+contribution

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Domebauble

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: do-me-bob-el

Sentence: Dave hoped Jan would like his domebauble gift of crotchless panties.

Etymology: do me - (as in the matress mambo) + bauble (a trinket)

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Tryft

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: trift

Sentence: Thankyou for the tryft. I'll meet you at the usual place!

Etymology: tryst (assignation esp. for love affair) + gift (present)

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COMMENTS:

petaj It would be perfect if only I could see it in a font with those old-fashioned effs that look like esses. - petaj, 2007-02-14: 04:03:00

you're right petaj - very subtle and very clever - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 09:38:00

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Intimatoken

bailandi

Created by: bailandi

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I knew it was serious when I recieved his intimatoken work.

Etymology: Combination of intimacy and token.

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Sexwrap

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.

Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.

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Whayorewa

Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: whee-or-you-wha

Sentence: i can read minds, so i give always whayorewa.

Etymology: WHAt YOu REally WAnt

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Nymphavor

Created by: havegate

Pronunciation: nymph favor

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Lustoken

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: LUS-tok-ehn

Sentence: Tad was a little shy about giving Leia edible underpants for Valentines day, but when she gleefully accepted his lustoken, he knew it was going to be a memorable evening

Etymology: lust + token

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