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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Sexcavator
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: sex - ka - vay - ter
Sentence: Bill has a sex-mined tongue that cannot be overcum. On any subject, his sexual digs are overbaring. As the Master of sexual overtones, he is the ultimate sexcavator.
Etymology: excavating anything and everything for sex ... makes one a sexcavator!
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COMMENTS:
Sexcellent! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00
sounds like Bill is also a sexcravator - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:25:00
I dig it! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:05:00
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Libiderace
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: li beed er achi
Sentence: He lived in Las Vegas. He performed off, off the Strip in a cabaret, called Libido Loco, where he was billed as Libiderace. (Last week it was called Lust Horizons, the week before The Horny Towed.) More famous for his "organ" recitals than his piano ones, his gift of music stripped the Burlesque performers, of their inhibitions. His "hole" act had a sexual undertone. Women wanted him (to stop) and Men wanted to be(at) him. His lovely assistant was Ida Norgasm. He played the room like a hooker at a sailor's convention. He was Lewd-tenant Leer tonight, Hugh G. Rection tomorrow night. He wore his hair in an Afro-disiac style. His real name was Randy Gote and he had a kid in every state and a trail of broken hearts behind him. It was risque business, but he loved the exposure. Every fetish and fantasy he had were expressed in musical form (the rhythmn method?) Alas one evening while performing his Scarlet Pimp-Poor-Nell routine, his lecherous past caught up to him as he was grabbed by an audience "member" and castrated. He disappeared and was instantly replaced by a young stud called Roman Hands. Yes, the competition in this line of work is very "stiff".
Etymology: Libido (a Freudian term for sexual urge or desire) & Liberace (American pianist and entertainer who was noted for his virtuosity and flamboyant style).
Libidoloco
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ləbēdōlōkō
Sentence: Lucy loves to turn anything anyone says into sexual innuendo. She tells people it is part of living libidoloco. Her coworkers just wish she had an edit button that they could push.
Etymology: libido (sexual desire) + loco (crazy) a play on **Livin* la Vida Loca** (English: Livin* the Crazy Life), a song by Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin.
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COMMENTS:
where do you get your inspirations???? - Nosila, 2010-04-30: 09:20:00
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Crassgrabber
Created by: Magnetic
Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber
Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.
Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)
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COMMENTS:
This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00
Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00
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Innuendless
Created by: LibbyR
Pronunciation: in-u-end-less
Sentence: Her abililty to turn any phrase into a double entendre was innuendless.
Etymology: innuendo (suggestive) + endless (relentless, unceasing)
Peevert
Created by: thegoatisbad
Pronunciation: pee-vert
Sentence: Whenever Kimberly consumed too much wine from a box, she would start to make peeverted comments toward anyone around her.
Etymology: Peeve (annoy) + Pervert (inappropriate sexual expression)
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COMMENTS:
peerriffic word - Nosila, 2010-04-30: 17:25:00
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Conversextionalist
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: conver/sex/shun/a/list
Sentence: Dick is such a conversextionalist that he invites people to visit him just so he can take them to see the CN Tower and the Skydome. He likes to point out their sizeable attributes.
Etymology: conversationalist + sex
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COMMENTS:
good one! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-12: 07:52:00
Excellent! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00
Sizable tributes to you! Fantastic sentence and verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00
Great word and easy to say. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:53:00
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Nymphopensant
Created by: snowgirl96
Pronunciation: nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt
Sentence: Boy (grinning)- I'm going to a party on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? It won't take long, I promise. Girl (clearly repulsed)- Ugh, you are such a nymphopensant!
Etymology: nypho- someone who has an insatiable appetite for sex pensant- french for "thinking"
Undercoverer
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: un-dur-cuv-er-er
Sentence: Alex was an annoying undercoverer, always putting emphasis on words like "big" and "wet".
Etymology: To disguise sexual inuendo by putting it undercover. Undercover is also a word that an "undercoverer" may use.
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COMMENTS:
Awe! Shucks! Do we just have to grin and bare him? Did the implied undertaker in the cartoon inspire undercoverer? Very unique! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:52:00
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Lecherocity
Created by: CrystalNekol
Pronunciation: Lech-er-ous-it-tee
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
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