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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Creepiphany
Created by: airlie
Pronunciation: kree-PIF-uh-nee
Sentence: Oh my gosh Susan, I was over at Jeremy's house and he showed me all these photos and videos of me. I'm totally enschwined there! My head was even photoshopped on his sister's body and he has a video of me in the shower at the gym! I'm so freaked out, it was a total creepiphany! I can't believe I thought he wanted to be "just friends"!
Etymology: CREEP: a boring, disturbingly eccentric, painfully introverted, or obnoxious person who is frightening or repellent + EPIPHANY: a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something.
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COMMENTS:
Like the sound of it. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:36:00
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Stalkerwareness
Created by: pepperpatti
Pronunciation: as written: stalker-wareness
Sentence: Shirley thought that John was just another guy on her floor until stalkerwareness hit when viewing his Facebook albums
Etymology: Stalker, an individual with a consuming obsession with another person; awareness, the consciousness of some event, behavior pattern, or other previously unknown concept.
Creepgallery
Created by: splendiction
Pronunciation: creep GAL er e
Sentence: When Jill stumbled upon Jack's creepgallery, she knew he'd become a real creep. How DID he get those pictures? His collection revealed he'd really fallen for her. Who would want a picture of her picking her nose? Jill was certain Jack's fall last year had warped her friend's frontal cortex (or whatever part of the brain responsible for judgement and reason)!
Etymology: From: creep (the noun and verb) and gallery.
Revelationship
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: revel/ay/shun/ship
Sentence: The revelationship that Jim had feelings for her caused her to hurl all over his new laptop
Etymology: revelation + relationship
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COMMENTS:
euww! vaiomit. Is there a tablet for that? - petaj, 2007-04-25: 08:12:00
Nice... *vomits too* - ohwtepph, 2007-04-25: 10:59:00
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Photofetish
Created by: rebelvin
Pronunciation: PHOTO+FETISH
Sentence: I was horrified when I happened to wander into his room, and discovered he liked me photofetishistically.
Etymology: PHOTO+FETISH
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COMMENTS:
Kick him in the photofetlock and get out of there...good word! - Nosila, 2008-07-02: 19:36:00
Very nice. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:26:00
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Psychoscovery
Created by: mana1066
Pronunciation: si-co-scuv-er-ee
Sentence: he always strangely never let me in his room at his house, was there a psychoscovery he was trying to prevent from happening
Etymology: psycho + discovery
Voyeurastalker
Created by: heb319
Pronunciation: voy-er-a-staw-ker
Sentence: One who has been watching and photographing a "friend" and then spends time at home obsessed with looking through and creating art with photographs of the person about whom he obsesses.
Etymology: Derived from voyeur, "one who likes to watch" and stalker, "one who obsessively follows, terrorizes, or harrasses another"
Pinupropriate
Created by: CharlieB
Pronunciation: pin-up-oh-pree-at
Sentence: Neil's collection of several hundred photos of Shelley was wildly pinupropriate. His Canonising had gone too far.
Etymology: pin up (a large photo) + inappropriate (not proper or suitable)
Videgosanctum
Created by: Ellemorpheus
Pronunciation: Vid-ay-go-sank-tumm
Sentence: The obsessive teenage boy regretted her videgosanctum.
Etymology: From vid(to see), ego(self), sanctum (sanctuary/church/holy place).
Altarmateumm
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: ul-tar-may-tummmm
Sentence: it had been a day since the weird altarmateumm and she still couldn't bring herself to talk to him
Etymology: altar, mate, ummmmmm[which is what you say upon seeing an altar prepared for you by a mate]
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.