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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Creaped
Created by: hooterbug
Pronunciation: \ˈkrāpd\
Sentence: "OMG! I thought you were my BFF!" yelped Gina. "Why John, do you have all these pictures of me all over your crib?" "I feel CREAPED!!!!"
Etymology: Combination of Creep + raped
Buddyfiled
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: bud - dee - fild
Sentence: Lauren felt buddyfiled when she discovered that her "buddy" Mark had a collection of x-rated photos of her on his computer.
Etymology: buddy, defiled
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COMMENTS:
good one! - mrskellyscl, 2009-11-11: 12:08:00
who needs buddies like that...buddacious word! - Nosila, 2009-11-11: 17:26:00
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Covertrusion
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: kōvərtroōzhən
Sentence: Marsha thought it was a good thing when she saw \"video surveillance\" in the ad for an apartment. When she found a hidden camera in her bedroom wall she wasn’t so sure. The covertrusion was complete when she discovered one in the bathroom. Litigation is pending.
Etymology: covert (not openly acknowledged or displayed) + intrusion (the action of intruding)
Photofetish
Created by: rebelvin
Pronunciation: PHOTO+FETISH
Sentence: I was horrified when I happened to wander into his room, and discovered he liked me photofetishistically.
Etymology: PHOTO+FETISH
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COMMENTS:
Kick him in the photofetlock and get out of there...good word! - Nosila, 2008-07-02: 19:36:00
Very nice. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:26:00
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Revelationslip
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: revel/ay/shun/slip
Sentence: The revelationslip that made her aware that Jim had feelings for her caused her to hurl all over his new laptop
Etymology: revelation + relationship + slip
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COMMENTS:
Good one! - Mustang, 2008-07-02: 19:26:00
Not all newa is good news -but good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:33:00
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Camphonutbust
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: cam-FO-nut-bust (camphonutstash)
Sentence: The photos were tacky and when he got busted, The gendarmes could tell that she was risqusted. The cache was revolting- it shattered all trust. The media called it a CAMPHONUTBUST! ----------------------------What a rube awakening!
Etymology: CAMPHONE: Late 20th century assemblage of the words CAMERA (a device for taking photographs-Late Latin, room)and PHONE ( An annoying device used for audio communications- Greek phōnē circa 1866).....NUT: a foolish, eccentric, or crazy person ( Middle English nute, note, from Old English hnutu; akin to Old High German nuz nut and perhaps to Latin nux nut pre-12th century).....BUST: slang term for the word ARRESTED: seize, capture; specifically : to take or keep in custody by authority of law,to bring to a stop (Middle English aresten, from Anglo-French arester to stop, arrest, from Vulgar Latin *arrestare, from Latin ad- + restare to remain- 14th century)
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COMMENTS:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail205.html - metrohumanx, 2009-11-11: 07:06:00
Mabye i should,ve used CAMFONUTBUST....so it doesn't smell of CAMPHOR? - metrohumanx, 2009-11-11: 07:17:00
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Porntheon
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: PAWRN-thee-on
Sentence: Roxie became concerned when she discovered that a casual acquaintance was maintaining a lovingly tended porntheon of her in his bedroom. She feared that the stiff-leather, brief case that this E-lewdster constantly carried and guarded so religiously, might be a pornmanteau.
Etymology: Blend of PORN (short for pornography) & PANTHENON:Shrine of the gods. E-lewdster. Electronic pervert- Lewdster coined by Shakespeare, "Against such lewdsters and their lechery Those that betray them do no treachery." Merry Wivesof Windsor. Act v, sc. 3, l23. (Mrs Page) The only use of "Lewdsters"
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COMMENTS:
PORNTHEON is a sarcasticlassic. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 02:31:00
walking on Athena ice with this one - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-02: 15:54:00
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Stalkportfolio
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: stalk/port/foh/lee/oh
Sentence: Donny had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny.
Etymology: stalk + portfolio
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COMMENTS:
very good - porsche, 2007-04-25: 09:25:00
Sounds like Donny had a good business plan, I wonder if it paid off? - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:11:00
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Comradolised
Created by: Rutilus
Pronunciation: com-rad-oh-ly-sed
Sentence: Clare was mortified at her discovery. She had seen Jack in platonic terms only and thought he felt the same. She was now alone with him and out of her comfort zone, knowing she was comradolised by him. Her pepper spray may come in handy. She knew he could no longer have any part in her life and her safety was paramount.
Etymology: comrade - friend; idolised - adored
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COMMENTS:
Comradolized is VERY cool.
I voted too soon. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 21:22:00
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Datenouement
Created by: cohenarie
Pronunciation: dAt-nü-'män
Sentence: His protestations that he'd invited me over just for beer and pizza continued until the datenouement - looking for the bathroom, I found an entire wall devoted to enlarged photos from my facebook page.
Etymology: denouement & date
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.