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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Trumantised
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: true man tie zd
Sentence: she was severely trumantised by joe's very misguided and very public affection.
Etymology: truman show, traumatised
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COMMENTS:
No doubt Joe was just trying to be trumantic. - petaj, 2007-04-25: 05:24:00
how true, man - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:39:00
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Altarmateumm
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: ul-tar-may-tummmm
Sentence: it had been a day since the weird altarmateumm and she still couldn't bring herself to talk to him
Etymology: altar, mate, ummmmmm[which is what you say upon seeing an altar prepared for you by a mate]
Revelationslip
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: revel/ay/shun/slip
Sentence: The revelationslip that made her aware that Jim had feelings for her caused her to hurl all over his new laptop
Etymology: revelation + relationship + slip
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COMMENTS:
Good one! - Mustang, 2008-07-02: 19:26:00
Not all newa is good news -but good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:33:00
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Stalkognize
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈstɑkəɡˌnaɪz/
Sentence: The first time you stalkognize anyone, it's mildly flattering for a moment, but it gets creepy _really_ quickly.
Etymology: From stalk + recognize
Camphonutbust
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: cam-FO-nut-bust (camphonutstash)
Sentence: The photos were tacky and when he got busted, The gendarmes could tell that she was risqusted. The cache was revolting- it shattered all trust. The media called it a CAMPHONUTBUST! ----------------------------What a rube awakening!
Etymology: CAMPHONE: Late 20th century assemblage of the words CAMERA (a device for taking photographs-Late Latin, room)and PHONE ( An annoying device used for audio communications- Greek phōnē circa 1866).....NUT: a foolish, eccentric, or crazy person ( Middle English nute, note, from Old English hnutu; akin to Old High German nuz nut and perhaps to Latin nux nut pre-12th century).....BUST: slang term for the word ARRESTED: seize, capture; specifically : to take or keep in custody by authority of law,to bring to a stop (Middle English aresten, from Anglo-French arester to stop, arrest, from Vulgar Latin *arrestare, from Latin ad- + restare to remain- 14th century)
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COMMENTS:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail205.html - metrohumanx, 2009-11-11: 07:06:00
Mabye i should,ve used CAMFONUTBUST....so it doesn't smell of CAMPHOR? - metrohumanx, 2009-11-11: 07:17:00
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Sanctuwacky
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: SANGK-choo-WAK-ee
Sentence: His sanctuwacky of very obscene pictures of me gave me the impression that my friend was a psychopath.
Etymology: Sanctuary (shrine, place of revered things) + wack (odd, different from usual standards)
Buddyboiled
Created by: pinwheel
Pronunciation: bud/ee/boiled
Sentence: It wasn't so much the naked photos of me that Dick had pinned all over his walls; it was the fact that he had stolen my favourite pair of knickers and made them into a lampshade beside his bed that really upset me. I felt completely buddyboiled!
Etymology: bunny boiler (a person who is obsessed with another) + buddy (a friend)
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COMMENTS:
His decorating sense was wunderbra! - petaj, 2007-04-25: 05:26:00
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Creaped
Created by: hooterbug
Pronunciation: \ˈkrāpd\
Sentence: "OMG! I thought you were my BFF!" yelped Gina. "Why John, do you have all these pictures of me all over your crib?" "I feel CREAPED!!!!"
Etymology: Combination of Creep + raped
Kodakattack
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: koh-dak-ah-tack
Sentence: Sue had a major kodakattack when she discovered Bob's bedroom shrine of her half-clad images.
Etymology: Kodak, heart attack
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.