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DEFINITION: v. To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n. A person who doesn't know what not to say.

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Misclose

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: miss-CLOSE

Sentence: She misclosed everything I told her about my sex life!

Etymology: It's like "disclose." Only with "mis" instead.

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Unfilteredmind

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: uhn-fill-turd-mine-d

Sentence: That jerk just used ruined his girlfriend's life with his unfilteredmind.

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Blerticism

Created by: blaghaus

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Priverblic

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: pri-verb-lic

Sentence: I can't believe how priverblic you were at the party when you told those guys about my love of belly button lint.

Etymology: private-verbal-public

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Arsetalking

Created by: sarach

Pronunciation: arrs-talk-ing

Sentence: We left the dinner early last night because Jim wouldn't stop arsetalking about my new underwear.

Etymology: English from talking out of one's arse.

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Toggler

Created by: Conneyfogle

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Dissclose

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: diss klose

Sentence: Henry did not realize that his dissclose of his wife's weight to everyone put him this close to spousecide!

Etymology: Diss (say bad, disrespectful things) & Disclose (make known to the public information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret)

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