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DEFINITION: To find something you really want in a shop, but then, since you cannot buy it immediately, to hide it so that no one else will get it.
Verboticisms
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Hideandgosneak
Created by: Maxine
Pronunciation: hiyd and go sneek
Sentence: While shopping, Martha hid the 90% discounted high-end purse in a pile of stale, leftover Christmas candy. With some luck, she'd be able to run home and grab the gift card she forgot. She's a regular hideandgosneaker.
Etymology: hide and go seek, sneak
Shopahoarder
Created by: Korinne
Pronunciation: Shop/a/hoard/er
Sentence: A chronic shopahoarder, Janeane hid the store's last pair of burgandy pumps so she can buy them later.
Etymology: Shop + Hoard (A play on the word Shopaholic)
Idoolater
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: eye doo lay tor
Sentence: Her idoolatry had become an artform which never failed, apart from that one time, when she secreted the to-die-for lingerie in the the pet gift section at Maaaceys.
Etymology: idolater, do later.
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COMMENTS:
love it - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-26: 11:28:00
Love the sentence and word! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-26: 18:52:00
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Shelfishness
Created by: sharktrager
Pronunciation: SHELF-ish-ness
Sentence: I'm only shelfish at Christmas.
Etymology: From shelf hoarder and selfish so and so
Shopblock
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation: shop-block
Sentence: I went shopping and found something fabulous, alas I had no money. I had to shopblock the other customers by hiding it.
Etymology: like cockblock
Shopguise
Created by: jeceelpz
Pronunciation:
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Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
very nice play on shop, guy, guise ... I like it. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:40:00
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Stowaware
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: stoh-a-wair
Sentence: Bob was the bane of booksellers, carefully stowawaring much-sought-after or rare editions for later purchase.
Etymology: With "stowaway" in mind, based on STOW: to conceal and WARE: goods for sale.
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COMMENTS:
PS: YES, I am guilty of stowawaring! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-26: 04:22:00
good one! - galwaywegian, 2007-12-26: 07:07:00
Clever! Right on the meaning! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-27: 19:39:00
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Pretail
Created by: Niktionary
Pronunciation: pree-tayil
Sentence: A master at the art of pretail, I managed to get the last shirt in that store in my size.
Etymology: pre+reatail
Hideaway
Created by: xirtam
Pronunciation: hahyd-uh-wey
Sentence: Josh decided to hideaway the last Linkin Park CD with the John Denver CD's so he could come back for it later.
Etymology: Hide: to conceal from knowledge or exposure; keep secret. + Away: from Layaway - a method of purchasing by which the purchaser reserves an article with a down payment and claims it only after paying the full balance.
Hidonistic
Created by: freakystyley
Pronunciation: Hi-Do-Nis-Tick
Sentence: That Shirley is such a hidonistic character when it comes to shopping for jeans.
Etymology: Hide + Hedonistic
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COMMENTS:
Thought it would have been rawhidonistic leather trousers. Good word. - galwaywegian, 2007-12-26: 07:09:00
funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-26: 11:28:00
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