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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Kibbledivvy

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: kib' el div' ee

Sentence: Bob was far too drunk to stumble all the way to the fridge, so he collapsed to the floor and contended himself with a bit of kibbledivvying from Rover's food dish.

Etymology: kibble + divvy

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Shareatin

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: See etymology for formal and informal versions.

Sentence: Cyril had so little in his saddlebag he was forced to shareatin with Oscar.

Etymology: share-a-tin (or) share-eatin' (cowboy version)

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Kibblenibble

Created by: poptart9

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I am going home to kibblenibble with my cat.

Etymology:

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Petstircate

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: petstircate

Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.

Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...

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Doggrubbing

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Seniorate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate

Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.

Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate

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Animalimentate

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ann-ee-mal-ee-men-tayt

Sentence: With the price of pet food these days, it would be a crime not to animalimentate from time to time

Etymology: animal + alimentation (food)

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Petshamunch

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: pet/shah/mun/ch

Sentence: Hey Lemmy, lets petshamunch our food!

Etymology: pet-share-munch

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Pestportion

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: pest/por/shun

Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.

Etymology: pest + portion

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Animeal

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: An-a-meal

Sentence: Phil shared a hearty animeal of chicken with his cat.

Etymology: Animal+meal.

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