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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Beastfeeding

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation: beast-feeding

Sentence: Alan was really into beastfeeding.

Etymology: beast + breastfeeding

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Petluck

Created by: polarpanda

Pronunciation: pet-luck

Sentence: Yeah, this super cute girl asked me to join her for dinner at Chez Panisse tonight, but I think I'm just going to stay home for petluck with Fluffy.

Etymology: like potluck, but with your pet

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Kibbledivvy

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: kib' el div' ee

Sentence: Bob was far too drunk to stumble all the way to the fridge, so he collapsed to the floor and contended himself with a bit of kibbledivvying from Rover's food dish.

Etymology: kibble + divvy

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Mizuhx

Created by: msokoloffster

Pronunciation: Miz - uhx

Sentence: Christina liked to mizuhx with her dog but not her turtle.

Etymology: Unknown...

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Conspeciophagize

Created by: Trivigo

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Gibittle

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: gi-bi-til

Sentence: As public advocate for the National Gibittle Program, Roger was secretly embrassed that his cat had never actually shared any its food with him.

Etymology: give + bite + vittle = gibittle

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Petsharing

Created by: chrisk2k7

Pronunciation: pet - sher - ing

Sentence: he was ashamed his brother was petsharing again

Etymology: pet + sharing

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Seniorate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate

Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.

Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate

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Petapportion

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: pet/uh/pore/chun

Sentence: 'The cat's petapportion was very little to me, and therefore, I am still craving those niblets'

Etymology: Pet + Apportion

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Petramy

Created by: skelk

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-06: 09:32:00
Hey Babel and Kevcom, You guys are so funny! Very clever!

bjorn bjorn - 2006-12-06: 14:41:00
thanks to babel for inspiring mine (i actually read yours that way when i first saw it)

babel - 2006-12-06: 17:45:00
hehe you're welcome :)