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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Anonypistle

Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: ah-NON-ee-piss-tuhl

Sentence: "Hey, just calling to check in. Call me on my cell when you get this! Bye!" Katherine listened to the message left on her phone, trying in vain to recognize the voice. Who had left this anonypistle?

Etymology: Anon: From 'anonymous' (sorry, horrible spelling) Pistle: 'piss' as in 'pissed off', since these messages irk many, and pistle comes from 'epistle', meaning message.

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Nonnystalk

Created by: felixpol

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Sally keeps getting creepy nonnystalk calls. You know the kind - heavy breathing, short laugh, and I know what you did last summer. Weird.

Etymology: Nonny short for Anonymous. Stalk for stalkers.

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Boyfriend

Created by: 54321

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Etymology:

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Missage

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: mis/age

Sentence: She is totally frustrated and confused when some one leaves a missage on her voice mail. The missage of course has no name, or number. To help her overcome her frustration she'll leave a missage, or two on a random friend's voice mail.

Etymology: missed message

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Anonycall

Created by: earljw

Pronunciation: a-non'-i-cal

Sentence: Damn! Someone left me another anonycall. How can I managed all these girlfriends?

Etymology: anonymous + phone call

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Incognique

Heather

Created by: Heather

Pronunciation: In-COG-nih-kay

Sentence: Sandra listened with growing excitement to the voice-mail response to her singles ad - until she reached the end and realised the caller had left an incognique.

Etymology: Incognito + Communiqué (I couldn't keep the accent on the e, though.)

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Whoteheck

Created by: teh8thdeadlysin

Pronunciation: Who-ta-heck

Sentence: After giving out my phone number to a bunch of people at camp, my phone was full of whotehecks.

Etymology: who- from the word who, teh- as in hacker speack from mispelling the, and heck as in heck.

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Prannoy

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: pruh-noy

Sentence: "I got a phonecall from some prannoy, I asked who it is and they said 'me.' Then the dumbass left a message and didn't leave their name!"

Etymology: prank + annoying

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Mysterme

Created by: Nicked

Pronunciation: MIS'-ter-me

Sentence: Tongue-tied was one thing, but brain-tied was another, she thought as she listened to yet another MysterME message asking for her to return the call.

Etymology: Myster from mystery and Mister + me from "It's me!" Alternative: MEsterious, MEntal

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Anonymail

shiftysquid

Created by: shiftysquid

Pronunciation: A-non-i-male

Sentence: I got an anonymail from some random dude today.

Etymology: Anonymous + mail

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