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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Unknail

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: un-nail

Sentence: I received an unknail this morning and I have no clue who sent it.

Etymology: unknown and mail

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Whoteheck

Created by: teh8thdeadlysin

Pronunciation: Who-ta-heck

Sentence: After giving out my phone number to a bunch of people at camp, my phone was full of whotehecks.

Etymology: who- from the word who, teh- as in hacker speack from mispelling the, and heck as in heck.

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Mysterme

Created by: Nicked

Pronunciation: MIS'-ter-me

Sentence: Tongue-tied was one thing, but brain-tied was another, she thought as she listened to yet another MysterME message asking for her to return the call.

Etymology: Myster from mystery and Mister + me from "It's me!" Alternative: MEsterious, MEntal

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Anonymessage

TheZeu

Created by: TheZeu

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Unrememessage

Created by: cujoe

Pronunciation: Un-ree-mehm-mehs-ehge

Sentence: Who is that? This is a total unrememessage.

Etymology: A combination of unrememberable and message.

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Whosage

Created by: laurabaybee

Pronunciation: hoo-saj

Sentence: Someone left me a whosage today! They are SO annoying!

Etymology: who+message

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Phancall

Created by: Kombooch

Pronunciation: Fan - Call

Sentence: Don't you hate it when you get a mysterious phancall and have to figure out if you recognize the voice or if it was just a wrong number!?!

Etymology: Phantom Caller

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Lackofdetmail

Created by: elpres101

Pronunciation: lack-of-deet-mail

Sentence: I've just checked my messages and someone's left me a real lackofdetmail

Etymology: A voiceMAIL with a distinct LACK OF DETAIL

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Guessage

Created by: faithlessphil

Pronunciation: geh-sej

Sentence: Jim was so egotistical that he always assumed that his friends would recognize his voice, so he would always just leave guessages. Jim's friends don't really like him.

Etymology: Guess (because you have to guess) + sage from "Message"

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COMMENTS:

Nice combination of words - Poeiden, 2007-08-30: 07:22:00

joelb you beat me to it! >:) - joelb, 2007-08-30: 20:50:00

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Anonatard

Created by: dannyrvk

Pronunciation: Anon-o-tard

Sentence: not another anonatard

Etymology: anonomous and fucktard

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