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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Rendeveous

Created by: heydj

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Sentence: "He was rendeveous towards that man."

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Celabotulate

Xenophanes

Created by: Xenophanes

Pronunciation: Sell-A-Botch-You-Late

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Happeeholidize

Created by: bohdel

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Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.

Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.

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Hermonilize

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: her-moan-ahleyeze

Sentence: The party had been hermonilized, so many different religions had gathered

Etymology: Spanish

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Ecquestify

Created by: Javeson1

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Afterfate

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: af-ter-fa-te

Sentence: Merry afterfate you non-belivers !

Etymology: after (all) fates

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Satanpraise

Created by: kevinrio

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Grogetic

Created by: Bunny36

Pronunciation: Grog -eh-tic

Sentence: To use a grogetic.

Etymology: So called because such slips often occur while under the influence of alcohol.

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Hanuzaamasticize

Created by: kittreb

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Holiduche

Created by: antichaos

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel