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'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Affeletate

Created by: Shlub

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Phisonting

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: Ph-is-onting

Sentence: He was phisonting the hostess to try to get on her good side.

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Greetinwhouliken

Created by: ltapilot

Pronunciation: greetin who you likin

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Exodecembrating

Created by: artbegotti

Pronunciation: ek'so-dEE-sem"bray-ting

Sentence: "Christmas shopping used to be easy, until the stores began exodecembrating for the neighbors down the street... now, there are so many "Holiday Spectacular" sales, I don't have time to visit them all!"

Etymology: From the Latin "ex" meaning "out of", and the Anglican "December" meaning "tenth month". I don't get it either.

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Congracistulate

whirlwind

Created by: whirlwind

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Integraholidize

Created by: mrguy753

Pronunciation: Integra - like as in "Integrate" Holid - like as is "Holiday" ize - just to make it a verb

Sentence: Attention employees. Don't forget to integraholidize. We don't want to offend anyone's personal beliefs.

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Jewislamwanza

Created by: Pyrophyle

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Duotimer

Created by: meisakai

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Treasonsgreeting

Created by: wniffene

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Athelutations

Created by: davidave

Pronunciation: A thel u TAY shuns

Sentence: Recognizing his coworkers diverse cultural backgrounds, Mark greeted the room with neutral athelutations.

Etymology: Elision of atheism and salutations.

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 10:34:00
Hey quippingqueen, Good glitch! And I like your quack-pots and nag-gnostics too.

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:58:00
My bad-I didn't see there was already a word like holicide (yulecide). Also, "Fauxmas" is also mine, before I figured out how to log in. :/

warped - 2006-12-12: 15:59:00
Also-yaaay, i'm in the top five right now!

hvhtim - 2006-12-12: 16:01:00
don't forget to vote for politicalmas the holiday of political correctness

wordmeister - 2006-12-12: 17:46:00
Hye babel, you're still at the top even with all the new competition. May I wish you a "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy"!

babel - 2006-12-12: 18:15:00
You may meister, and congrats for 'feliz..' jabberwocky. i was really shocked to see all these new entries, thought there had been a mass spamming.

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-13: 13:01:00
hats off to a true wordsmith Babel