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'Whoa! Whoa! I thought we were breaking up?'

DEFINITION: v. To engage in intimate activities with your "ex", even when you know that you will never, ever, get back together again. n. Intimate activities undertaken with an ex-lover

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Condomnundrum

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: con/dum/nun/drum

Sentence: To .... or not to .... that is the condomnundrum

Etymology: condom + conundrum

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Quondamboff

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: kwaan daam boff

Sentence: Keely and Kevin were known for their quandamboffing because they knew eachother so well it was easier than pulling and starting all over again

Etymology: from quondam and boffing.

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Sexploinquiry

Created by: balconesfalk

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Anulltery

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: uh-null-tur-ee

Sentence: Although she knew it was over for good between them, Bob looked so hot in that purple spandex thong that Sue could not stop herself from committing anulltery.

Etymology: anull, adultery

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Congrats purpleartichokes - 5 consecutive great words this week - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-16: 10:31:00

I just have to add my vote here - great words all week!! - w5lf9s, 2007-02-16: 12:07:00

Thanks Jabberwocky. Being snowed in for 2 days certainly helped. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 12:21:00

Thank you w... !! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 20:40:00

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Extingwish

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: ex/ting/wish

Sentence: Bob had an extingwish where he would relive his 'ting' with his ex.

Etymology: ex + ting + wish + extinguish

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Interbye

theyellowbunny

Created by: theyellowbunny

Pronunciation:

Sentence: John and Susan felt compelled to interbye knowing this is how high school reunions go.

Etymology:

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Postpwnd

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: post-poned

Sentence: What is it with some girls and postpwning? Don't they know that there is no reason for it, and it is just unacceptable?

Etymology: post (as in after) pwned (as in the nerdy version of owned, from a typo in, I believe, a halo game.) It means, basically, to defeat an enemy.

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Tabooty

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: tab-oo-tee

Sentence: This uh mm! tabooty mm! oh yes! must aah stop.

Etymology: taboo (forbidden) + booty (slang for sexual intercourse)

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Postpartemaffection

Created by: ekath

Pronunciation: post-part-umm-uh-fek-shun

Sentence: Does she care that her postpartemaffection is ruining her current relationship? No, he knows he'll get the same special treatment...

Etymology: from post + apart + them + affection

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COMMENTS:

It'd be better as two words, but good enough for a vote from me. - ErWenn, 2007-02-17: 08:07:00

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Flinger

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: fling-grr

Sentence: Judy and Mark broke up in March, but flingered together until Mark decided to get together with Robert.

Etymology: fling + linger

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Hehe! From flingo to flingering. It has been a very short romance. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-16: 15:20:00

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-17: 08:10:00
You know, if everyone could vote an unlimited number of times, or if there was a ranking system, instead of a voting system, that would take care of several problems at once. It would fix the late-post deficiency as well as the too-many-good-words problem.

Discoveria - 2007-02-17: 09:33:00
Maybe no new words should be displayed until there are at least 10, so you won't be tempted to vote until there's a sizeable batch of words.

ErWenn - 2007-02-18: 10:16:00
Or even just switch the vote to yesterday's verboticisms while people are creating today's.

Discoveria - 2007-02-18: 18:37:00
That would have the added (mostly good) effect of giving me something to do on Verbotomy on Saturdays.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-18: 22:38:00
Hey ErWenn and Discoveria, We could try either of these options. Would you be interested in a test week using an alternative voting sytem? Let me know ~ James (james@verbotomy.com)