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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Reclinification

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: recl e nification

Sentence: It's midnight January 1! We should quickly reclinificate ourselve!

Etymology: re + clean + fication

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Vodklense

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: vod-clense

Sentence: She felt like she had to vodklense, this wasn't her fault, it's tradition.

Etymology: From vodka and clense.

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Hogdetox

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation: hog - de - tox

Sentence: Time to hogdetox!

Etymology: hogmanay + detox

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Alcoholiday

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: al-coh-HAHL-ih-day

Sentence: Jim performed his traditional alcholiday on Dec. 30 -- just in case he wasn't sober enough to remember it on the 31st.

Etymology: alcohol + holiday

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Vodkolonic

Created by: david

Pronunciation: vod-ko-lon-o-scopy

Sentence: Did I really drink eight martinis? I feel like I just had a vodkolonoscopy.

Etymology: vodka + colonoscopy

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Annualism

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: anewalism

Sentence: December 31st each year demands an anualism in preparation for the coming 12 months.

Etymology:

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Colalonics

Created by: a68tbird

Pronunciation: col-a-lon-ics

Sentence: An oral ingestion of any brand Colalonic will cleanse the digestion tract, and prepare the liver for oncoming abuse.

Etymology:

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Sousebration

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: sow-sah-bray-shun

Sentence: "Whaaana joooin me foah a liddle sousebration," he said proferring the bottle of peach Schnapps towards me.

Etymology: souse = drunk e-bration = from celebration

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Retilature

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: ret-i-late-chure

Sentence: At the party, she retilatured so she could be ready for the year to come.

Etymology: Czecholslovakian

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Tonicating

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: ton-i-cate-ing

Sentence: Once the clock struck 12 everyone was tonicating themselves with vodka and rum.

Etymology: tonic/ -ating

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