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'This will clean out all the toxins!'

DEFINITION: A traditional cleansing ritual used to prepare for the New Year -- often includes the consumption of special tonics or potions.

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Hogmanitox

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: hog-man-ee-tocks

Sentence: She would always hogmanitox after Christmas because her liver had taken quite a bashing.

Etymology: From "hogmanay" (Scottish term for New Year's Eve) and "detox". Also a hog is a pig, notoriously filthy animals!

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COMMENTS:

Very witty! Good stuff. - fonka99, 2007-01-01: 08:32:00

Notoriously filthy? No. Pigs are naturally very clean and avoid, if at all possible, soiling their living areas! Their confinement is man-made. But I like your word. - egonschiela, 2007-01-01: 13:22:00

Yeah, rolling in the mud is a clear sign of hygiene obsession! Also note that the Bible (you know, that reliable classic) calls swine "unclean". Most importantly, it was a befittingly crude generalization. - Bulletchewer, 2007-01-02: 16:42:00

....snorts, and puts head back in bucket. - egonschiela, 2007-01-02: 18:55:00

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Toxiceilidhgy

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: tox-i-kay-lee-gy

Sentence: Fatima and her fellow students studied hard for their toxiceilidhgy assignment, which involved the consumption of a variety of punch and egg nog.

Etymology: Toxicology, mixed with a traditional Scottish social event - the ceilidh.

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Alcocleanse

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: al-co-cleanse

Sentence: Don't worry about what you eat or drink tonight because I have this great alcocleanse that will get you on your way for at least a few days.

Etymology: alcohol+cleanse

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Annualism

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: anewalism

Sentence: December 31st each year demands an anualism in preparation for the coming 12 months.

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Alcoholiday

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: al-coh-HAHL-ih-day

Sentence: Jim performed his traditional alcholiday on Dec. 30 -- just in case he wasn't sober enough to remember it on the 31st.

Etymology: alcohol + holiday

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Antivomit

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: anti vo mi tid

Sentence: I'm safe tonight. I have antivomitted a lot!

Etymology: anti + vomit

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Diarrhejuvenation

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: di-a-re-ju-vin-a-shun

Sentence: Though she knew she would spend countless hours on the toilet, Sue guzzled down the concoction of cod liver oil, raw egg, and Ex-Lax in a desperate attempt at diarrhejuvenation.

Etymology: diarrhea, rejuvenate

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Inebraugural

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation:

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Spiritflush

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: spear-it-flush

Sentence: he wondered if one bottle of vodka would be enough to spiritflush his system

Etymology: spirit and flush

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Tonicating

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: ton-i-cate-ing

Sentence: Once the clock struck 12 everyone was tonicating themselves with vodka and rum.

Etymology: tonic/ -ating

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