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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Gloopwill

Created by: tangledupinblue

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Paxecate

Created by: costellogreg

Pronunciation: PACKS-e-KATE

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Daystreaming

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Transdoving

Created by: breastplate

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Sentence: I was totally transdoving the other day and I was happy because I hadn't done it recently.

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Gravituity

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: grav ih two ih tee

Sentence: Jonathan (Livingston Seagull) and his compatriots flew high above the Christmas vacationers on the beaches below, bestowing ample holiday gravituity for all to enjoy.

Etymology: gravity (the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth) + gratuity (present, gift)

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Hesculate

Created by: oddnuance

Pronunciation: Hess-q-late

Sentence: While staring down from the empire state building, I found myself hesculating.

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Coolide

Created by: skelk

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Poologium

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: poo-lo-ji-um

Sentence: i delivered my poologium to the masses from on high

Etymology: poo (faeces) eulogium (praise)

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Pacifoul

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pas/uh/fowl

Sentence: Just released as 1 of the 143 doves at the opening of the Olympic games, I was determined to pacifoul the stadium crowd.

Etymology: pacify + foul

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Deficarielove

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: defi-care-eel-ove

Sentence: I share my deficarielove with all of you wonderful parade participants. Don't worry, it's good luck.

Etymology: deficate-ariel-love

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- Hjason, 2006-12-19: 13:40:00

I share my deficarielove with all of you wonderful participants in the parade. Don't worry, it is good luck. - Hjason, 2006-12-20: 09:28:00

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James