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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Phantasmashaplop

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /fan-'tas-m&-sh&-"plop/

Sentence: Samuel hated his job at the Pentagon, and often he would doze at his desk, phantasmashaplopping the hours away visualizing himself as a bald eagle, shaplopping all over his bloodthirsty coworkers.

Etymology: from phantasm, an illusory mental image + shaplop, to drop your peace wishes on someone (from shalom + plop)

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Fantaseasonsdroppings

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: fan-ta-seasons-droppings

Sentence: Mary went into a state of fantaseasonsdroppings when she saw the long lines at her local mall.

Etymology: fantasy, seasons greetings, bird droppings

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Lopicrogne

Created by: zacharya1990

Pronunciation: La-pe-crow-gin

Sentence: The Lopicrogne flew over the crow after being released from his cage.

Etymology:

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Parapoop

fmgene

Created by: fmgene

Pronunciation: para- poop

Sentence: she imagined that she was parapooping the festival crowds

Etymology: paratroop

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Cognijoyping

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: COG-nee-joy-ing

Sentence: I always can be found cognojoyping the day before christmas at the busiest department stores!

Etymology: cognitive=thought, joy=happiness, and ping comes from droppings....as in bird droppings :)

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COMMENTS:

When you break it down this word really has every part of the definition in it, not just some of them... - Javeson1, 2006-12-18: 00:44:00

Yeah that's true --- maybe your missing the flying... but you do have the 'pings - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 00:51:00

well, dropping implies flying... :) - Javeson1, 2006-12-29: 00:45:00

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Crapoon

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: cra poo n

Sentence: damn! that bird just crapooned on me.

Etymology: from crapping and to boon someone with a gift.

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Empoopulate

Created by: llimllib

Pronunciation: Em-`poop-you-late

Sentence: The bird generously empoopulated the crowd.

Etymology: From the latin "poop", literally, to drop ground turkey meat from a tray or platter.

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COMMENTS:

Nice explaination of the Etymology. I didn't know that poop was originally latin word! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:49:00

thanks... neither did I :) - llimllib, 2006-12-19: 11:07:00

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Excremantasy

Created by: Wembler

Pronunciation: EX-creh-MEN-tuh-see

Sentence: During the holiday shopping season, she lessened her frustrations by indulging in a little excrementasy about the other shoppers.

Etymology: Excrement/Fantasy

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Whitebless

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Amid the hustle and bustle of Christmas shopping, one makes time to whitebless.

Etymology: White for the colour of a dove, and its droppings. Bless is self-explanitory.

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Peacepoo

Created by: chrisk2k7

Pronunciation: pee-cee poo

Sentence:

Etymology: peace + poo

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James