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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Poologium

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: poo-lo-ji-um

Sentence: i delivered my poologium to the masses from on high

Etymology: poo (faeces) eulogium (praise)

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Phantasmashaplop

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /fan-'tas-m&-sh&-"plop/

Sentence: Samuel hated his job at the Pentagon, and often he would doze at his desk, phantasmashaplopping the hours away visualizing himself as a bald eagle, shaplopping all over his bloodthirsty coworkers.

Etymology: from phantasm, an illusory mental image + shaplop, to drop your peace wishes on someone (from shalom + plop)

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Celexcremate

Created by: Pythias

Pronunciation: ce - lex' - cre - mate

Sentence: Birds of joy will hover near and celexcremate a merry cheer.

Etymology: celebrate + excrement

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Igdoover

Created by: krisynxkhaos

Pronunciation: ig-doo-ver

Sentence: The wedding was so peacful, I could do nothin but igdoover.

Etymology:

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Fffffwhaptasize

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Jason was loitering outside the arena when he was suddenly trapped by people leaving a Star Trek convention, causing him to fffffwhaptasize about plastering their pointy Vulcan heads.

Etymology:

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Guanoodle

Created by: legman

Pronunciation: goo-ahn-oodle rhymes with noodle.

Sentence: The pigion guanoodled me as I walked under the tree.

Etymology: root: guano

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Scatilizer

Created by: swaizel

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The scatilizer distributed his "joy"

Etymology: scat - animal droppings, lizer stolen from fertilizer - spreading.

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Doveosis

Created by: myss51

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

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Corpodreamo

Created by: CaptPoco

Pronunciation: Corp-o-dream-o

Sentence: Paul woke up Alice from her corpodreamo.

Etymology: Copro- is a Greek prefix meaning "relating to feces". Dream is dream. The "o" is added to make it rhyming.

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Peaceopoop

Created by: missblackswan

Pronunciation: pees-o-poop

Sentence: President Bush thinks winning the war in Iraq is a peaceopoop.

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James