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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Fecalicitations

Created by: taburasa

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Guanoint

Created by: urbanwookie

Pronunciation: gwa-noynt

Sentence: If I could be anything in the world that flew, I would be a dove and guanoint you all with poo... (apologies to Lou Reed!)

Etymology: guano + anoint

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Excreative

Created by: maxronez

Pronunciation: ecks-cree-eight-i-vee

Sentence: I tend to excreative when it comes to shopping in a crowded mall for christmas.

Etymology: excrete + creative (from Old Verblish Excreate- was then realized to be a word)

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COMMENTS:

sorry,this word should be "excreate" - maxronez, 2006-12-18: 20:25:00

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Peacedropping

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: pea-se-drop-ing

Sentence:

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- GreatRandew, 2006-12-18: 07:53:00

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Paxirun

Created by: Mirandala

Pronunciation: pax-ee-run

Sentence: I dreamed I was soaring high above the holiday crowds, when, suddenly, overwhelmed by all the peace and joy, I got a nasty case of the paxiruns.

Etymology: pax + runs

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COMMENTS:

Made me laugh - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 10:03:00

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Merderer

Created by: oohisay

Pronunciation: mare-dur-ur

Sentence: Johnny likes to think of himself as a merderer of peace.

Etymology: merde--french for shit

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COMMENTS:

Obviously your french classes didn't go to waste. Tres bien mot! - wordmeister, 2006-12-18: 21:50:00

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Poopdreams

Created by: gwenaverill

Pronunciation: poop-dreems

Sentence: Sandra indulged herself in poopdreams, picturing the excited faces of her intended targets when they discovered their "present"

Etymology: poop + dreams

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Daystreaming

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

Pronunciation:

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Ornitholohgee

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: awr nith oll oh geee

Sentence: he parroted on and on til he was silenced by a well placed ornathologee

Etymology: ornithology oh gee

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Missilego

Created by: Wriiight

Pronunciation: Rhymes with mistletoe

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Etymology: Missile: a projectile, to go: euphemism for bowel movement, and Mistletoe, a holiday ornament that is traditionally stood under.

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James