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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.
Verboticisms
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Fecalflyer
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " fee-kal-fly-er"
Sentence: Sometimes I wish I could get fecalflyer miles for all of my christmas givings!
Etymology: take the word "fecal" and "flyer" and tada! you got fecalflyer
Bonbard
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation: bonbard
Sentence: I would like to bonbard this fine group of Walmart shoppers.
Etymology: bon (good) + bombard
Imagiscation
Created by: maker
Pronunciation: E-madgee-scation
Sentence: Suddenly someone interrupted my imagiscation.
Etymology: Imagination + Scat
Altruision
Created by: Rocky
Pronunciation: all|true|is|shun
Sentence: In order to excrete good will onto the heads of the masses, first you must altruision yourself as monstrously large blue pigeon.
Etymology: altruism | Envision
Crapmas
Created by: memexikon
Pronunciation: crap mas
Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.
Etymology: crap + christmas
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COMMENTS:
In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00
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Paratoot
Created by: janedoe
Pronunciation: par-uh-toot
Sentence: Look it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a ... bird. They say it's good luck when you are paratooted on.
Etymology: [French : para(sol), parasol, parachute parasol + toot] toot: horn, whistle; drunken revelry; slang: lavatory, toilet.
Parapoop
Created by: fmgene
Pronunciation: para- poop
Sentence: she imagined that she was parapooping the festival crowds
Etymology: paratroop
Deckthehallsafecate
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: dek-the-halls-ah-fah-cayt
Sentence: Full of holiday cheer and spicy curry but unable to leave the meeting, Alan was forced to deckthehallsafecate
Etymology: deck the halls, defecate
Comments:
Crapatulation
camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).
ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.
gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James