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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Holiwash

Created by: jania773

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Oh, look dear Nana Betty was holiwashed by that lovely white dove.

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Lopicrogne

Created by: zacharya1990

Pronunciation: La-pe-crow-gin

Sentence: The Lopicrogne flew over the crow after being released from his cage.

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Whitebless

Created by: Bulletchewer

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Sentence: Amid the hustle and bustle of Christmas shopping, one makes time to whitebless.

Etymology: White for the colour of a dove, and its droppings. Bless is self-explanitory.

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Dopilunk

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: Doe-pid-lunk

Sentence: The man reached the level of dopilunk and was able to joyfully escape.

Etymology: From dove, pigedon, and kerplunk.

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Good Word! Funny... - jrogan, 2006-12-18: 01:29:00

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Crapsody

Created by: torgone

Pronunciation: krap-so-dee

Sentence: I was awakened from my crapsody by a loud noise.

Etymology: crap + rhapsody

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Scatilizer

Created by: swaizel

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The scatilizer distributed his "joy"

Etymology: scat - animal droppings, lizer stolen from fertilizer - spreading.

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Stoodrop

Created by: temp4511

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Venertilize

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ven-ERT-eh-lyz

Sentence: Robert had visions of being a giver of blessings wherein he would soar above the multitudes venertilizing his faithful flocks.

Etymology: Blend of 'venerate' (bless) and 'fertilize' (spread fertilizer, such as manure)

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Crapicitations

Created by: frenzi

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Deficatiding

Created by: walkingdistraction

Pronunciation: def-ih-cate-ide-ing

Sentence: Those jolly pigeons are deficatiding all over my freshly washed car! Happy Holidays to you too!

Etymology: deficate+tiding (as in: tidings of good cheer)

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James