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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Dovlusional

Created by: TwoSheds

Pronunciation:

Sentence: That man thinks he's a dove, he's dovlusional.

Etymology: Dove+Delusional

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Peaceopoop

Created by: missblackswan

Pronunciation: pees-o-poop

Sentence: President Bush thinks winning the war in Iraq is a peaceopoop.

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Dreamdropping

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: dream-drop-ping

Sentence: Sally dreamt she was a bird, soaring high over crowds and dreamdropping her special gifts upon their heads.

Etymology: dream + dropping

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Scatacism

Created by: Fristine

Pronunciation: skat-tuh-kism

Sentence: That pigeon served up a holiday scatacism!

Etymology: scat- a word for wildlife poop acism-refers to catholic rituals

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Crowpping

Created by: FullmoonWitch

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: crowd + dropping

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Crapicitations

Created by: frenzi

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Cuckoonacy

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: KOO-KOO-na-SEE

Sentence: "That Santa guy's got a major case of Cuckoonacy."

Etymology: Cuckoo + Lunacy

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Poogeon

Created by: naptunder

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Crapoon

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: cra poo n

Sentence: damn! that bird just crapooned on me.

Etymology: from crapping and to boon someone with a gift.

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Guanoint

Created by: urbanwookie

Pronunciation: gwa-noynt

Sentence: If I could be anything in the world that flew, I would be a dove and guanoint you all with poo... (apologies to Lou Reed!)

Etymology: guano + anoint

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James