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'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Pacifoul

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: pas/uh/fowl

Sentence: Just released as 1 of the 143 doves at the opening of the Olympic games, I was determined to pacifoul the stadium crowd.

Etymology: pacify + foul

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Whitebless

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Amid the hustle and bustle of Christmas shopping, one makes time to whitebless.

Etymology: White for the colour of a dove, and its droppings. Bless is self-explanitory.

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Tirdbombbird

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: terd-bohm-bird

Sentence: That tirdbombbird sure left a mark in my jacket!

Etymology: tird+bomb+bird

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Celexcremate

Created by: Pythias

Pronunciation: ce - lex' - cre - mate

Sentence: Birds of joy will hover near and celexcremate a merry cheer.

Etymology: celebrate + excrement

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Flybubble

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: fly-bar-ble

Sentence: Flybubbling is part of enjoying the festive season for Uncle thud, who has to be wheel-bound.

Etymology: bubble that is made when dreaming (Comes from Burst his dream bubble) + imagine about flying. thus flybubble

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Analeyezing

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ay/nal/i/zing

Sentence: Some days I spend time analeyezing about my coworkers and imagine their upturned faces as I .... on them

Etymology: anal + eyes + analyze

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Pidgetopolomistiquilosim

Created by: jedamacr

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Pigtionalize

Krixwell

Created by: Krixwell

Pronunciation: pidge-on-a-laiz

Sentence: Harry always had others in mind - he frequently pigtionalized people he didn't like.

Etymology: pidgeon (bird) + fictionalize (to make something fictional)

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Shpit

Created by: Pyrophyle

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Crapmas

Created by: memexikon

Pronunciation: crap mas

Sentence: The angels of light have annointed you with the divine essence of crapmas.

Etymology: crap + christmas

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COMMENTS:

In eastern Europe it is actually considered good luck if a pigeon craps on you. - memexikon, 2006-12-18: 09:27:00

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James