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DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Wishit

Created by: Flixst

Pronunciation: wi-sht

Sentence: While I was doing my speech I was wishting the crowd.

Etymology: wish + sit

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Shpit

Created by: Pyrophyle

Pronunciation:

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Doottillate

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: sht-uh-late

Sentence: At the office Xmas party, the greasy VP was shttillating every secretary he could corner

Etymology: sht - sht titillate - to exite another pleasurably

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Fantaseasonsdroppings

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: fan-ta-seasons-droppings

Sentence: Mary went into a state of fantaseasonsdroppings when she saw the long lines at her local mall.

Etymology: fantasy, seasons greetings, bird droppings

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Sympigeonry

Created by: polarpanda

Pronunciation: sim-pi-jun-ree

Sentence: Attending the lighting of the tree at Rockefeller Center filled me with sympigeonry.

Etymology: sympathy + pigeon

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Hesculate

Created by: oddnuance

Pronunciation: Hess-q-late

Sentence: While staring down from the empire state building, I found myself hesculating.

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Vigeon

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: vig-e-on

Sentence: Johnny had a vigeon of peace, unfortunately he flew into a window.

Etymology: vision+ pigeon

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Paratoot

Created by: janedoe

Pronunciation: par-uh-toot

Sentence: Look it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a ... bird. They say it's good luck when you are paratooted on.

Etymology: [French : para(sol), parasol, parachute parasol + toot] toot: horn, whistle; drunken revelry; slang: lavatory, toilet.

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Igdoover

Created by: krisynxkhaos

Pronunciation: ig-doo-ver

Sentence: The wedding was so peacful, I could do nothin but igdoover.

Etymology:

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Contempoop

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: con-ten-poop

Sentence: As the driver cut him off and nabbed the parking spot he was clearly waiting for, Bob contempooped laying a big one on the driver's shiny bald head.

Etymology: contemplate, poop

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Comments:

Deadpanlives Deadpanlives - 2006-12-18: 12:55:00
Crapatulation

camel - 2006-12-18: 13:38:00
All these nouns & adjectives really irk me; in fact, I'm escafating at the thought of you nounoticists & adjectivists.

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:45:00
This may be a case of a definition carrying too much content. Why the imagining? Why not "To drop your best wishes on everyone, as a peace dove or pigeon"? Or maybe just "To poop on someone, as a dove or pigeon"? You can always elaborate the circumstances in the little comic (which always amuses me, by the way).

ErWenn - 2006-12-18: 13:46:00
I like the new set-up as far as it hides voting results and rankings and how it randomizes the words, but it'd be nice if I could get a list of all the words submitted. Otherwise, I keep hitting "More..." over and over again, just in case I missed one randomly.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:51:00
Definitely. Also, I'm having a hard time finding the results now, even for words I've already voted on.

gwenaverill - 2006-12-18: 14:53:00
You know something else that might work well? Have a time window for submitting verboticisms and a different time window for voting on them. For example, we submit the definitions of this word all day today, and then new words cannot be created, and tomorrow we vote on all the entries at the same time as we create the next verboticism. It would cut down on the "early bird" syndrome in voting.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-18: 17:05:00
Hey ErWenn and Gwenaverill, Thanks for your comments! We are in the early days of the game so we appreciate your suggestions. We will make a complete list verboticisims available, and we are workinfg on the timing. Thanks ~ James