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'Don't worry, my dad trained him'

DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".

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Vurgenator

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: vur - jen - a - tor

Sentence: Dad had a secret weapon “Butch” (aka the “vurgenator”). Once my sisters and I started to notice boys, dad handily rescued him from the local pound. Dad knew just the right moment to launch him into any room of the house before things got too romantic. Butch would stand in front of the lucky couple, teeth barred, growling until it was “hands off” all around…..

Etymology: The word starts with a play on the word virgin (pure and vestal modesty, a woman with no sexual experience) + Urge (to recommend or push, urge also means a strong desire to do something)+ the suffix (ator)(Latin: a suffix that forms masculine nouns from verbs. The nouns denote people who perform the action of the base verb as well as instruments, machines and similar things performing or used to perform the action of the base verb....used in words such as terminator, dictator or gladiator

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Lustbuster

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /LUST-bus-ter/

Sentence: Nothing could spoil the mood like Andrea's dog, Fang. Like a true 'lustbuster' he had an uncanny ability to sense a sexual advance coming on — Todd didn't even have to make a move toward her — all he had to do was just think about putting an arm around Andrea, and the flea-bitten cur would lift his head and start snarling at him.

Etymology: lust - intense sexual desire or appetite (Old Norse, lyst "desire") + buster - a person who breaks up something (Origin: 1825–35, Americanism; bust & -er)

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COMMENTS:

lol! Excellent choice of words Tigger. :) - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:40:00

Simple but effective. - ErWenn, 2008-02-13: 10:13:00

Haven't we seen this before for a different definition? It's so good, twice is nice! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:04:00

Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:06:00

Doggone, Todd! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:36:00

I didn't recall it being used here before silveryaspen, but if it was I apologize. I was thinking of rhyming the word 'lust' and 'bust' and thought it kinda sounded like 'dustbuster'. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:30:00

Apologies to Stevenson0 — he submitted 'Lustbust' for a similar definition in January. It must've been stuck in the back of my head... it was such a good word. - Tigger, 2008-02-21: 02:20:00

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Libidofreeze

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: luh - BEE - doh -freez

Sentence: Maurice was feeling confident and sensed that Myrtle would be receptive to more ardent advances but suffered a major attack of libidofreeze when he heard her parents enter the house earlier than expected.

Etymology: Blend of libido and freeze

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COMMENTS:

Anything with "libido" in it get's me chuckling! Great word! - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:41:00

Is that cold catching? (chuckling) - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:03:00

Do Eskimos suffer from "libidofreeze"?? Would an unwanted eskimo chaperone be a Peskimo? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:09:00

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Crankypanky

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: krankee pankee

Sentence: At the first hint of a randy embrace, Assault Peter, the fully-trained crankypanky hound, formed a snarling canine wedge between Paula and Simon.

Etymology: cranky (annoyed) & hanky panky (intention to take advantage)

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COMMENTS:

I actually laughed out loud at this verboticism!!! Very good!! - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:42:00

Simply rhymes are great any times! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:58:00

Would be better if Assault Peter were trained to chase rabbits in the Cranky-hutch! Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:55:00

I love the 'American Idol' theme of your sentence — very apropos. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:44:00

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Jizzstapo

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jiztäpō

Sentence: Jim and his girlfriend had just settled down for a good mutual groping when the Jizzstapo made its presence known. Despite the fact that the *rents had adjourned to the basement to watch TV, Mom found an excuse to pass through the living room about every 20 minutes. First it was forgotten slippers, then an already-read book. When she ran out of lame excuses, Mom decided it was time to play the piano that just happened to be in the living room. The couple had about as much privacy as if they were sitting in a bus station.

Etymology: jizz (sperm) + Gestapo (the German secret police under Nazi rule) + stop (come to an end; cease to happen)

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sehr gut! - Nosila, 2010-05-04: 00:39:00

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Woodinator

Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: Wood-in-ate-or

Sentence: Jim thought he was going to get lucky with the office secretary until the dreaded woodinator appeared from behind the water cooler. Jim's quickly turned into a stick of warm butter.

Etymology: Wood - as in "to be sporting wood" an erection. Terminator - a person or thing that terminates (i.e. the wood).

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Oh what he wood'n'do! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:11:00

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Lustbust

Created by: EmmaHeras

Pronunciation: Lust-Bust

Sentence: Girl: Hey, let's make out! Boy: Yeah! *They kiss* Friend: Hey guys what's the calculus homework? Girl and Boy: Man, what a lustbust!

Etymology: Lust- Sexuality, Arousal + Bust- To ruin; destruction.

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Woecowboy

Created by: ianbkk

Pronunciation: WOE - cowboy

Sentence: Her woecowboy of a bestfriend walked in just as I was getting into my stride.

Etymology: Woe - sadness and a play on 'whoa'

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Excellent! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:51:00

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Chauvirover

Created by: emdeejay

Pronunciation: show ver row ver

Sentence: Candy was a carefree spirited soul whose adherence to her father Bob's moral standards could only be described as loose. Whilst this made her popular around many ends in town, her frolicksome nature was an embarrassment to Bob, as she would often attend the Sunday service looking a tad unkempt. After answering the door to yet another 'suitor' whose agenda was barely hidden, Bob decided to act. No longer would he watch them come and go. Only gents cut from the finest of cloth would be suitable for his Candy. He quickly hatched a plan, and the pup arrived the next day. By walking him past the towns seediest establishments, Bob trained the dog in the art of pheremone detection. When he took a shining to Candy, Bob knew he had done it! No more would you notice an errant hormone under his roof. After a few acid tests they named him in honour of his waftily touted snout: Chauvirover.

Etymology: (Male) Chauvinist: Man who demeans and objectifies women, often sexually. Rover: Standard issue canine name. Innuend... oh, never mind.

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COMMENTS:

Very clever. Never thought of a guard dog before as a chastity belt! - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 01:55:00

petaj Shove her over! - petaj, 2008-12-05: 02:34:00

a diamond in the "ruff" - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:36:00

rover shows up again....like it.. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:16:00

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Nookieknacker

Created by: CanadianAndyCapp

Pronunciation: Noo-kee-nakk-er

Sentence: In the most famous song fom his gander bag, Rambling Syd Rumpo, tells the tragic story of the demise of the West Country's last professional chaperone and chastity belt maker in the " Ballad of the Woggler's Nookieknacker." A song particularly popular with sailors tethering their nadgers or going round the Horn(e)

Etymology: Nookie - Pertaining to erotic gratification. / Knacker - To deny or prevent

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COMMENTS:

Clicks across the tongue. Nice alliteration! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:10:00

I like it — captures the definition and it's fun to say, or call someone as a nickname. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:19:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!

dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say

galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-05-03: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

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