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DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
Verboticisms
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Crankypanky
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: krankee pankee
Sentence: At the first hint of a randy embrace, Assault Peter, the fully-trained crankypanky hound, formed a snarling canine wedge between Paula and Simon.
Etymology: cranky (annoyed) & hanky panky (intention to take advantage)
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COMMENTS:
I actually laughed out loud at this verboticism!!! Very good!! - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:42:00
Simply rhymes are great any times! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:58:00
Would be better if Assault Peter were trained to chase rabbits in the Cranky-hutch! Nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:55:00
I love the 'American Idol' theme of your sentence — very apropos. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:44:00
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Canoodlepoodle
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: kan oo dil poo dil
Sentence: Miss E.Z Vertue was a sophomore teen who went to Raging Hormone Junior High. Against her parents' wishes, she fell madly in love with a senior from Our Lady of the Gonad High School, called Randy Sooter. When they became inseparable (literally) EZ's father decided to get her the puppy she'd always wanted. The dog was a huge standard-bred French Poodle called Quebec. Quebec was trained to growl and menace any male who came near the daughter. He was a sexgregator, a canoodlepoodle, trained in the fine art of keeping teenagers apart from each other. Yes, Quebec lived for separation!
Etymology: canoodle (fondle or pet affectionately) & poodle (breed of canine)
Sobermanflincher
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: soh berr man flin shur
Sentence: Rudolph, her sobermanflincher was the canine equivalent of a dip in the arctic ocean at christmas. Wwithin a matter of seconds Rudolph was the only one drooling in the room.
Etymology: doberman pinscher, sober man flincher geddit?
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COMMENTS:
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:41:00
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Procrasdulation
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pro/cras/du/lation
Sentence: At church, our pastor is constantly preaching for procrasdulation in affairs of the heart because of the number of young people rushing to the altar then to the courts for divorce.
Etymology: PROCRASDULATION - noun - from PROCRASTINATION (to defer action; delay)+ ADULATION (to show excessive admiration)
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COMMENTS:
How true! Excellent word. Great etymology. - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:29:00
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Libidofreeze
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: luh - BEE - doh -freez
Sentence: Maurice was feeling confident and sensed that Myrtle would be receptive to more ardent advances but suffered a major attack of libidofreeze when he heard her parents enter the house earlier than expected.
Etymology: Blend of libido and freeze
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COMMENTS:
Anything with "libido" in it get's me chuckling! Great word! - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:41:00
Is that cold catching? (chuckling) - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:03:00
Do Eskimos suffer from "libidofreeze"?? Would an unwanted eskimo chaperone be a Peskimo? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:09:00
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Asstrynot
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ass-tri-not
Sentence: Wendy's Mom wasn't sure if her coidissing had any impact on her daughter, so she sent 5-year-old Cindy along with them on their date to orbit around them like an asstrynot.
Etymology: ass, try, not; astronaut
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COMMENTS:
hitting form already! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:42:00
Coidissing is also a great verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:49:00
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:15:00
Nothing austronauty about to happen here! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:43:00
i meant to write "astronauty" - but austronauty does have meaningful connotations! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:17:00
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Erogenot
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: i-roj-uh-NOT
Sentence: It was during "Love In Orbit", the latest spacebuster about two erogenauts with stars in their eyes, that Julie, Bob's daughter, and her boyfriend's romantic amplexations grew stronger. And at the height of their deosculating - but to their impending horror - they failed to see Ted, their contracupiscent chaperone, and ever alert erogenot, coming swiftly along the aisle.
Etymology: EROGENOT: blend of Erogenous: amorous,libidinal, arousing sexual desire & NOT. CONTRACUPISCENT: Contra & cupiscent of Concupiscent.) AMPLEXATION:(Embracing)& DEOSCULATE:(Kiss affectionally) both from "Dict Of Endangered English" By Grambs.
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COMMENTS:
brilliant! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:23:00
Out of this world! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:00:00
great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:22:00
How strange, we both must have some "Ted" fixation... Great word! - Banky, 2008-02-13: 14:03:00
Love it Ozzie! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:23:00
Apparently Ted is like a walking cold-shower. Neat word. - Tigger, 2008-02-14: 00:39:00
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Fizzure
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: fiz-ure
Sentence: Though he always thought fondly of his first love, he would never forget the two overprotective muscular fizzures that were her older brothers.
Etymology: Fizzle + Fissure
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COMMENTS:
Instead of a fizure I'd rather have a sure fizz! Sex fizz is always better than a sex fizzle. Your creation sizzles! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:29:00
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Notsosupervisor
Created by: thegoatisbad
Pronunciation: Not-so-soup-er-vis-or
Sentence: Kimberly's niece Pamela thought that a weekend with her Aunt meant she could get away from the oppressive oversight of her parents. Pamela told her friends: "No, you guys should totally come over. She's clueless and she lives by the train tracks." But her dreams were deflated soon after arriving at her Aunt's house. "Oh, I just had a security system installed, so don't touch any of the windows or look at the plants too long." Kimberly said. "Oh, and I have a fun night of kitten puzzles planned!" Pamela quickly realized her Aunt was a notsosupervisor.
Etymology: Not + Supervisor
Assaultpeter
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: as salt pee ter
Sentence: Diane's Dad had developed a chaperone for his lovely nubile college daughter. It was their pet pitbull terrier, Fluffy, who was a natural assaultpeter when all the young men came to try and save her from the Martian invaders by surrendering her virginity. That line did not work in 1968 either...
Etymology: Assault (force (someone) to have sex against their will & Saltpeter (urban myth that sodium nitrate was used to curb male libido and therefore was introduced into the food of military and prisoners)
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!
dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say
galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Petrikreink - 2019-05-05: 10:43:00
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