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'Don't worry, my dad trained him'

DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".

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Rextinguish

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: reks sting wish

Sentence: When Virginia's Dad bought her a big bully of a pitbull, it was not just out of kindness or companionship for her. He had the dog trained to snarl at any boy who got near her and rextinguish his ardour.

Etymology: Rex (popular dog name,meaning "King" in Latin) & Extinguish (put an end to; kill;put out, as of fires, flames,lights or passions)

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Libidofreeze

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: luh - BEE - doh -freez

Sentence: Maurice was feeling confident and sensed that Myrtle would be receptive to more ardent advances but suffered a major attack of libidofreeze when he heard her parents enter the house earlier than expected.

Etymology: Blend of libido and freeze

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COMMENTS:

Anything with "libido" in it get's me chuckling! Great word! - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:41:00

Is that cold catching? (chuckling) - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:03:00

Do Eskimos suffer from "libidofreeze"?? Would an unwanted eskimo chaperone be a Peskimo? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:09:00

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Droopener

Created by: mikeroffey

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Libidobstruct

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: leh-BEE-dobe-strukt

Sentence: The Doberman that Harriet's dad had trained to become loudly aggressive to libidobstruct Norman when it became apparent that he was making any effort to come on to or move too close to Harriet proved to be a very effective, leaving Norman intimidated and frustrated.

Etymology: Blend of 'libido' (sexual instinct or sexual drive) and 'obstruct' (to interrupt, hinder, or oppose the passage, progress, course, etc., of)

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Slowdowner

contratempo

Created by: contratempo

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Passionsmashin

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: Passion Smash in

Sentence: In the school hall, stealing a kiss. Teacher comes. "Now! Now! None of this." Necking in the car at the drive-in move passion pit. Parents pull up, park in the next spot, "Dad gum it!" Making out in the back seat out on Lover's Lane. Cops rapped on the widow. Another passionsmashin again!

Etymology: Passion, Smash in. Passion - strong sexual desires. Smash in - break, ruin, end, destroy. Passionsmashin can be used as a noun, a verb, or adjective.

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COMMENTS:

hahahaha...like it. - mweinmann, 2008-12-06: 09:14:00

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Superdrooper

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: soup err droup err

Sentence: Rex was the perfect superdrooper, his smell alone had been known to counteract two viagra and a bottle of chianti.

Etymology: supertrooper(ask your parents if you're too young to remember ABBA), droop.

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COMMENTS:

Great etymology ... even if recognizing it is outageous of me! Silly rhymes ... passing times ...your verbot does both for we! Ryhming, too! Your verbot has much for all! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:34:00

Mama Mia, funny word! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:21:00

Interesting word. Sic em Rex! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:29:00

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Romekneeno

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: rome/nee/no

Sentence: Juliet's father was a real romekneeno. Everytime an errant hand slid past her knee, he chopped it off.

Etymology: romeo + rome + knee + no

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COMMENTS:

Every word in your etymology is so well chosen ... with romeo and knee topping the other two. Knees can be a turn on ... but alas ... they can also be a painful turn-off ... incorporating it into your verbot makes it so powerful! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:21:00

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Loveguard

Created by: Biscotti

Pronunciation: luv-gard

Sentence: Alex didn't dare touch Angie, he knew her dad was being a loveguard.

Etymology: love and guard

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COMMENTS:

Old Guard around the queen! Evokes romaticism and chivalry, delightfully. Strong verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:36:00

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Chaperuin

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: shap-ah-roo-in

Sentence: It was clear to Tim that his plans for a nice romantic dinner with Laura had to change immediately when her aunt, the nun decided to tag along and chaperuin their night.

Etymology: chaperone + ruin

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:21:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!

dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say

galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-05-03: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James

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