Vote for the best verboticism.
DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
Verboticisms
Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...
You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.
Partypoocher
Created by: TJayzz
Pronunciation: Par-tee-poo-cher
Sentence: Just when Tom thought things were hotting up between him and Carmel, her dog Tyson decided to play the partypoocher and jump on her lap growling at him everytime he moved.
Etymology: See Partypooper
Vurgenator
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: vur - jen - a - tor
Sentence: Dad had a secret weapon “Butch” (aka the “vurgenator”). Once my sisters and I started to notice boys, dad handily rescued him from the local pound. Dad knew just the right moment to launch him into any room of the house before things got too romantic. Butch would stand in front of the lucky couple, teeth barred, growling until it was “hands off” all around…..
Etymology: The word starts with a play on the word virgin (pure and vestal modesty, a woman with no sexual experience) + Urge (to recommend or push, urge also means a strong desire to do something)+ the suffix (ator)(Latin: a suffix that forms masculine nouns from verbs. The nouns denote people who perform the action of the base verb as well as instruments, machines and similar things performing or used to perform the action of the base verb....used in words such as terminator, dictator or gladiator
Sobermanflincher
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: soh berr man flin shur
Sentence: Rudolph, her sobermanflincher was the canine equivalent of a dip in the arctic ocean at christmas. Wwithin a matter of seconds Rudolph was the only one drooling in the room.
Etymology: doberman pinscher, sober man flincher geddit?
----------------------------
COMMENTS:
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:41:00
----------------------------
Maidenfence
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈmeɪdṇˌfɛns/
Sentence: Even though her parents were out of town, her obnoxious nudgwink of a little brother kept making lewd comments every time I even looked at her, and that was enough of a maidenfence to keep me from even thinking about any hanky-panky.
Etymology: from maiden(head) + fence. Kinda looks like it has "defense" in there too.
----------------------------
COMMENTS:
K/nightly sword play! (fencing) Evokes the romaticism of a past age of chivalry. Very nice verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:09:00
----------------------------
Superdrooper
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: soup err droup err
Sentence: Rex was the perfect superdrooper, his smell alone had been known to counteract two viagra and a bottle of chianti.
Etymology: supertrooper(ask your parents if you're too young to remember ABBA), droop.
----------------------------
COMMENTS:
Great etymology ... even if recognizing it is outageous of me! Silly rhymes ... passing times ...your verbot does both for we! Ryhming, too! Your verbot has much for all! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:34:00
Mama Mia, funny word! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-13: 19:21:00
Interesting word. Sic em Rex! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 19:29:00
----------------------------
Chaperuin
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: shap-ah-roo-in
Sentence: It was clear to Tim that his plans for a nice romantic dinner with Laura had to change immediately when her aunt, the nun decided to tag along and chaperuin their night.
Etymology: chaperone + ruin
Libidofreeze
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: luh - BEE - doh -freez
Sentence: Maurice was feeling confident and sensed that Myrtle would be receptive to more ardent advances but suffered a major attack of libidofreeze when he heard her parents enter the house earlier than expected.
Etymology: Blend of libido and freeze
----------------------------
COMMENTS:
Anything with "libido" in it get's me chuckling! Great word! - Dougalistic, 2008-02-13: 04:41:00
Is that cold catching? (chuckling) - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:03:00
Do Eskimos suffer from "libidofreeze"?? Would an unwanted eskimo chaperone be a Peskimo? - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:09:00
----------------------------
Romantitude
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Row-man-tee-chewed
Sentence: Dave romantitudes his loving moment with Jane because he knew that "Big Ben" the lodger as Jane called him was going to be there and he wasn't one for cutie-pie moments in life and thought romance is for sissy girls and poofs.
Etymology: Romance (romantic, romancing) - The art of love and all things loving and sweet and cute and Romeo + Juliette-esq. Fortitude - Strength and endurance in a difficult or painful situation.
----------------------------
COMMENTS:
You really sunk your teeth (chewed) into the pronounciation! Gave us all a good one to chew on! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:13:00
----------------------------
Loveguard
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: luv-gard
Sentence: Alex didn't dare touch Angie, he knew her dad was being a loveguard.
Etymology: love and guard
----------------------------
COMMENTS:
Old Guard around the queen! Evokes romaticism and chivalry, delightfully. Strong verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:36:00
----------------------------
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Dougalistic - 2008-02-13: 04:38:00
Great verbinition freakystyley!
dalmero8 - 2008-02-13: 17:29:00
pretty sick i have to say
galwaywegian - 2008-12-05: 07:21:00
Is this a new one? hurrah!
Today's definition was suggested by freakystyley. Thank you freakystyley. ~ James
Petrikreink - 2019-05-05: 10:43:00
http://www.chicco.by/forum/index.php?PAGE_NAME=profile_view&UID=20361 http://dtdmbratsk.ru/communication/forum/user/288430/ http://www.szao-1.ru/dis