Verboticism: Noshematics

'Why are you licking your pizza?'

DEFINITION: v. tr. To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. n. An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for "health reasons".

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Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: nosh em at ix

Sentence: It was a miracle Janice was even alive; a string of sustenance superstition superceded sanity as she strained strombole through silk. for every meal, three square. her noshematics were often of much interest to the others aboard the station, but they were nothing compared to Marko's troughorensics.

Etymology: nosh + schematics

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Comments: Noshematics

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 11:14:00
simply startling she survived

jadenguy - 2007-06-20: 12:46:00
some say she should'a seen some scythe surprise...

Jabberwocky - 2007-06-20: 14:44:00
strained stromboli sounds somewhat soupy

jadenguy - 2007-06-20: 15:07:00
supposedly so.

petaj - 2007-06-20: 23:02:00
I've heard of others with a scientific approach. Bobby liked to have his portions weighed to the microgram and examined under an electron microscope on the plate to look for faults. He was into platetechtronics.