Verboticism: Guanoint

'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Guanoint

Created by: urbanwookie

Pronunciation: gwa-noynt

Sentence: If I could be anything in the world that flew, I would be a dove and guanoint you all with poo... (apologies to Lou Reed!)

Etymology: guano + anoint

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