Verboticism: Molassalogue

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DEFINITION: n. A chronic slow talker, who plods relentlessly, even when everyone else has figured out what they are trying to say. v. To talk in a painfully slow manner.

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Created by: lauramy

Pronunciation: mull-ass-uh-log

Sentence: I'd rather be eaten alive by a wild hog than listen to another Molassalogue.

Etymology: molasses + monologue

Points: 551

Comments: Molassalogue

petaj - 2007-03-02: 20:02:00
Does a molassalogue have a sweet tooth? And always tell a sugar-coated verson?

Discoveria - 2007-03-02: 21:32:00
Can my 'treaclespeaker' deliver a molassalogue? Nice word!

Alchemist - 2007-03-03: 07:46:00
would you listen in a fog? would you listen with a hog?

BMott - 2007-03-09: 00:11:00
Great one!