Verboticism: Floptimize

'I don't let my laptop date!'

DEFINITION: v. A software update or patch which uses up a ton of memory and hard drive space, stalling the computer with a crippling case of performance anxiety. n. To stall out a computer by installing a software "upgrade".

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Created by: FreakyDeak

Pronunciation: flop-tim-eyes

Sentence: The decision to floptimize my computer was a wrong one, seeing as it can now barely perform addition.

Etymology: Flop-optimize

Points: 977

Comments: Floptimize

FreakyDeak - 2010-09-08: 02:53:00
It was either this or stoptimize

galwaywegian - 2010-09-08: 08:57:00