Verboticism: Comacommute

'Did I miss my stop?'

DEFINITION: n., A semi-conscious state experienced by early morning commuters on a subway, bus or car. v., To mentally transport oneself in the opposite direction of which you are traveling.

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: co-ma-co-MYOO-ta

Sentence: He was a coma, comacommuter, with ipod in his ears and abstracted kind of sneer. He had no idea, he'd gone past central, he just blankly stared ahead, fellow travellers thought him dead.

Etymology: Sung to the tune of Copa Copacabana. You all know what a coma is, and what a commuter is.

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Comments: Comacommute

petaj - 2010-01-28: 06:10:00
Please sing the next line...

mrskellyscl - 2010-01-28: 09:05:00
Terrific - although you planted an earworm and I'm going to have it all day.

Nosila - 2010-01-28: 09:15:00
His name was Rico, he worked for Ricoh, but that was four years ago when he used to have a job. Now it's a commute but not for Rico, he just rides around all days in a transitory daze...

Koekbroer - 2010-01-28: 11:38:00
I thought it was Karma Chameleon by Culture Club