Verboticism: Deyapperization

'Guess what? I'm going to the doctor to get my vocal cords tuned!'

DEFINITION: A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing. After all, they will never bark again.

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Created by: alecstevenson

Pronunciation: De-yapp-er-ize-ation

Sentence: Sparky's deyapperization treatment meant the next door neighbours could finally sleep-in on the weekend.

Etymology: de + yapper + ization

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