Verboticism: Sweeturbate

'This donut is so good!'

DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.

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Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait

Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"

Etymology: sweet masturbate

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