Verboticism: Schlockodile

'He's kind of possessive about his litter...'

DEFINITION: v., To clean up another person's mess, only to have all their garbage dumped right on top of you. n., A person who tries to help other people solve their problems but always ends up in deep doo-doo.

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Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: SHLOK-uh-dahyl

Sentence: Ted‘s scatchat led him to dust-ups and his dregochets bounced back to land him into domestic doo-doo. An omnidebriotic schlockodile, he almost always recalcitrashed the efforts of those who tried to helped him.

Etymology: Shlock (Yiddish from German) Trash, dregs, scum, dross, slag, fetid, filthy,squalid; disagreeable person 2. Yiddish shlak apoplectic stroke, evil, nuisance, wretch (cf. MHG slac(g) blow; & Crocodile: a person who makes a hypocritical show of sorrow.

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Comments: Schlockodile

emdeejay - 2008-12-02: 05:24:00
I want to say I'm at a loss for words but ...

Jabberwocky - 2008-12-02: 12:32:00
trust an ozzie to put a crocodile in his etymology

silveryaspen - 2008-12-02: 13:02:00
So many word creations, you almost invent a new language! Are going to name it verbotomy ... in honor of this website? Amazing sentence!

Nosila - 2008-12-02: 22:16:00
You should name it Verbobomy!

metrohumanx - 2008-12-04: 01:33:00
Packed with pungent piles of perfection!